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FMLs submitted from New Jersey

Today, me and my friend are sitting here on fmylife.com while our boyfriends are out clubbing. FML

#1483
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11056) - you deserved it (21300)

On 01/17/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by ishweta56 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, all I wanted was stress-relief sex with the guy I sleep with. Instead, I was so exhausted from my day that he thought I wasn't into it and ended up just talking to me about what we're going to do after college. Trading a booty call for a meaningful and heartfelt discussion. FML

#1468
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8811) - you deserved it (33627)

On 01/17/2009 at 3:40pm - intimacy - by Noname - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boss reeks of mothballs. We share a cubicle. FML

#1339
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15263) - you deserved it (1559)

On 01/16/2009 at 7:19am - work - by misc - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I'm flying out of the country in a few hours. A plane from the same airline just crashed into the Hudson River and is now floating in it. FML

#1219
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19919) - you deserved it (2131)

On 01/15/2009 at 10:05am - misc - by Tom - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my coworker told me that the framed picture our boss put on her desk last week was not, as I originally thought, a picture of her father, but a picture of Rupert Murdoch. FML

#999
9 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11228) - you deserved it (2746)

On 01/12/2009 at 11:03am - work - by newscorp employee - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went out to lunch with two friends from high school. We saw a girl that we graduated with at the restaurant. The girl gave both of them hugs and introduced herself to me. FML

#748
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19491) - you deserved it (1668)

On 01/07/2009 at 10:42am - misc - by bex - United States (New Jersey)



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