Today, I found out that shutting off the heat in the rental property my parents owned was a bad idea. The water froze and the pipes burst, causing the whole kitchen ceiling to fall down. The water ruined the wood floors and the appliances. I turned off the heat to save money. FML
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On 01/04/2010 at 2:20pm - money - by WorkSexMonkey (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. We decided to have sex in her basement. All awesome, until her mom walked down and wanted to watch a movie with us. I had to watch it naked under a blanket. FML
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On 01/04/2010 at 10:49am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my father went out to get batteries for the remote control helicopter I bought him for Christmas. In his excitement, he backed his truck into my car. FML
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On 12/25/2009 at 10:13pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my parents told me they're getting a divorce. However, they asked me not to tell any of the family so that the news doesn't spoil Christmas. Thanks, Mom and Dad. FML
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On 12/25/2009 at 1:19pm - misc - by parentalfail (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I was telling my entire cocktail party about the time I accidentally flashed my volleyball team at a pool party. While trying to demonstrate how it happened, I accidentally pulled my dress down and flashed everyone again. FML
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On 12/23/2009 at 3:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I got a Christmas present from my boss. It was an ab workout video. FML
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On 12/18/2009 at 11:19am - work - by B (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, while at work, I was asked if I wanted to leave early. I said no and let my co-worker go instead. Two hours later, I was punched in the face by one of my patients with absolutely no warning or provocation. FML
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On 12/15/2009 at 1:04pm - work - by psychworker - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my new girlfriend was telling me how she's attracted to "All-American" looking guys. Tall, manly body, handsome face. Then she says, "But it's ok, you're cute too." FML
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On 12/11/2009 at 4:24pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my daughter's school called to inform me that I needed to bring her some sneakers. Not feeling like driving the 15 minutes to her school, I told them I was away from town. Then I realized I was on my house phone. FML
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On 12/10/2009 at 9:34am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I showed up on set for a film that I booked a role in weeks ago. At the time of the audition, the script was being rewritten, so today I was so excited and eager to be told what my role would entail. When they handed me the script, my character was described as a fat, ugly, awkward girl. FML
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On 12/09/2009 at 6:13am - work - by okaythen6 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I had to take a test that's required to pass the class. The test administor told us that those of us who were wearing hoodies would have to take them off. I would have taken mine off, but I was only wearing a bra underneath. There's no other days I can reschedule the test. FML
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On 12/04/2009 at 2:55am - misc - by wearashirt (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I found out that my husband thinks its okay to have an online girlfriend and have naked pictures sent to his email because he's not "physically touching, making love, or kissing". The sad part is that the online girlfriend gets more action than me. FML
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On 12/02/2009 at 12:57am - love - by j.b. - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my parents found cigarettes in my car. After a long argument lasting over an hour, I convinced them that they weren't mine and that I don't smoke. A few minutes later, I went to work. Guess who decided to visit me during my smoke break. FML
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On 12/01/2009 at 7:49pm - misc - by reptar2009 (man) - United States (New Jersey)
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