Today, I was walking into class when the guy i like walked in and said "Gross it smells like grandma in here. What, did someone bathe in their perfume today?" I was the only girl in the room and I just bought new perfume. I thought I smelled good, apparently I didn't. FML
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On 04/13/2009 at 10:50pm - misc - by eMmA01 (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I was waitering at the restaurant that I work at when I collected a credit card bill that was worth $120 and a big zero on the tip line. Angered, I turned to a co-worker and said "I knew this asshole wasn't going to tip me." The guy was standing right behind me with $30 in his hand. FML
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On 04/06/2009 at 10:42am - money - by brhorton02 (man) - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I was fired for "customer dissatisfaction." I work in IT and have never met one of my company's customers. FML
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On 03/30/2009 at 12:13am - work - by beat10 (man) - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, my teacher was giving a lecture about human genetics and how they are passed on to children. She projected a large picture of a baby on to the screen in the front of the room. I then proceded to joke about how this ugly baby must have some very unattractive parents. It was her baby. FML
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On 03/26/2009 at 6:44pm - misc - by biggmouth - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, was my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a 3 month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
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On 03/16/2009 at 11:10pm - misc - by not_so_sweet_sixteen - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I was babysitting for my mom's coworkers two little boys. they went to bed around 9 and I was watching a movie on HBO. I fell asleep before the movie was over. I woke up to the parents walking into the house. I looked at the TV, and porn was on. FML
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On 03/08/2009 at 10:53pm - kids - by monty (man) - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I wore out the highest heels I had but was nervous about falling because I am such a klutz. I got through the night without any injuries, so I changed into the sneakers I had brought with me to walk home. I tripped right outside my house in my sneakers and broke my ankle. FML
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On 02/27/2009 at 3:23pm - misc - by klutz - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I was at a fraternity party, and one of the hosts said over the loudspeaker "turn to the person next to you and picture them naked, then drink a beer if the mental image disturbs you". I turned, only to be face-to-face with my ex-boyfriend. He drank two beers. FML
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On 02/15/2009 at 3:28pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, in class, I volunteered to read a poem out loud. I accidentally said "circumcised" instead of "circumscribed". I don't think I"ll be volunteering to read anything more. FML
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On 01/17/2009 at 10:49am - misc - by EpicFail - United States (New Hampshire)
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