Today, I broke my toe. My mom didn't think it was necessary to take me to hospital, opting to give me some painkillers instead. They were so strong that I fell asleep for an hour during my exam. FML
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On 04/26/2011 at 12:00pm - health - by BigToe (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I found out that my now-ex slept with his not-so-ex the day before our wedding. FML
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On 04/09/2011 at 12:02am - love - by WhatTheBleep (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I was so lonely that I pretended I wanted to buy something from a telemarketer so that they would keep talking to me. FML
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On 03/14/2011 at 2:31pm - misc - by lonelynessinCA (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I lost a glove while snowboarding. I got off my board to find it, when a bunch of kids took the opportunity to kick my snowboard down the hill, while yelling "Run, Forrest, run!" as I frantically chased after it. FML
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On 02/25/2011 at 3:37pm - misc - by gumpy (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
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On 02/18/2011 at 4:36pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me with a voice card. It said "Marry me Amber?" I'm not Amber. That's his ex. FML
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On 01/18/2011 at 1:16pm - love - by dubblechic - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I fed my cats their usual dinner of canned cat food. Without thinking, I put the spoon I had used for their food into my mouth so I could use both hands to rinse the can before recycling it. FML
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On 01/09/2011 at 10:18pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and badly needed to pee. Just as I was about to say I had to go to the bathroom, my boyfriend suddenly put his hands around my stomach and picked me up. He hit just the right spot, causing me to empty my bladder then and there. FML
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On 12/31/2010 at 2:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, my mother told me to 'quit having a pity party'. I was just diagnosed with depression. I've lost my boyfriend, my job, my academic standing, and I just got rejected from every graduate school I applied for. And my mother thinks I'm a cry baby. Great. FML
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On 12/30/2010 at 10:06am - health - by depressednupset (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I was taking the bus back to my university campus, having left work early feeling sick. While on the bus I started retching. I managed to hold it in for a while, but as I stood up to get off the bus, I started puking through my mouth and nose. This was in front of twenty other passengers. FML
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On 12/10/2010 at 12:21pm - health - by pukathlon - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I finally felt the effects of a laxative that I took last night. This morning, when I was in the dentist's chair. FML
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On 11/24/2010 at 10:40am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I received an overdue bill for my now nonexistent car that caught fire in July. FML
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On 11/04/2010 at 10:42am - money - by Lisa - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I went on a first date to the movies. During the flick, I choked on a piece of popcorn. I took a gulp of soda and that got stuck as well. I finally got my breath back and let out the loudest burp I ever have. He looked at me and said "Does this mean I can fart now?" FML
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On 09/27/2010 at 7:45am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)
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