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FMLs submitted from New Hampshire

Today, I had to slowly explain to my daughter why her Facebook profile isn't a valid piece of ID. FML

#18815137 (280)

I agree, your life sucks (8282) - you deserved it (1362)

On 01/15/2012 at 2:34pm - kids - by Ange (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my wife is totally convinced that she was abducted by aliens last night, all because she fell out of bed. FML

#18464914 (100)

I agree, your life sucks (6891) - you deserved it (662)

On 12/08/2011 at 11:15pm - misc - by ET (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I got a letter of complaint from my landlord. It said my loud, obnoxious trampling is disturbing my downstairs neighbor, and I have to stop. I'm small and hardly weigh anything, but it seems that if I want to keep my lease, I'll have to master the art of levitating. FML

#18281989 (137)

I agree, your life sucks (8368) - you deserved it (825)

On 11/18/2011 at 3:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, as part of the treatment for my bulimia, my doctor informed me that I will not be allowed to go to the bathroom unsupervised. Meaning there will have to be another person in the bathroom with me at all times. I have a nervous bladder. I couldn't go if I wanted to. FML

#17977413 (105)

I agree, your life sucks (14409) - you deserved it (8453)

On 10/13/2011 at 8:07pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I had a creepy old guy with awful body odor in my salon. As I was washing his hair, he brought up how he wants to start a garden, and how a woman's monthly flow weirdly helps to make it grow. Then he asked me if I can save up my used tampons for him. FML

#17724529 (180)

I agree, your life sucks (27426) - you deserved it (1289)

On 09/11/2011 at 11:23pm - work - by fashionista1787 - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I went to a restaurant with a girl I really liked. She started crying when an overweight family walked in and loudly sobbed about how the parents were "murdering" their children. This made the father of that family try to fight me. FML

#17649932 (279)

I agree, your life sucks (23655) - you deserved it (2184)

On 09/03/2011 at 1:33am - health - by whatdidIdo (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my obnoxious mother-in-law berated me in front of my husband's family for still working while pregnant. She says I'm harming the baby by not quitting. I'm only 4 months pregnant and I work as a nurse at a hospital. FML

#17556987 (132)

I agree, your life sucks (21843) - you deserved it (1389)

On 08/23/2011 at 10:51am - health - by monsterinlaw (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, while babysitting a five year old, I found a cartoon called Metalocalypse for him to watch while I made dinner. I didn't realize it was an "adult" cartoon until afterwards. He watched a whole episode about a clown with a cocaine problem. FML

#17067732 (442)

I agree, your life sucks (9430) - you deserved it (35960)

On 07/11/2011 at 3:21pm - kids - by dummy (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my boss fired me for dating a co-worker. There's no policy forbidding it; he just thought it was unfair that I could get with the "hottest girl who works here" but he can't. I live in an at-will employment state. FML

#16960895 (176)

I agree, your life sucks (20969) - you deserved it (1899)

On 07/03/2011 at 12:21pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, while driving with my family, the car got stuck in a large patch of mud. My family of seven decided that I, the fifteen year old girl, would be best suited to push it out. After slipping, falling, and getting completely covered in mud, they finally called a tow truck. FML

#16851241 (199)

I agree, your life sucks (25056) - you deserved it (2355)

On 06/25/2011 at 3:10pm - misc - by muddygal (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I had to dig up my twin boys birth certificates for baseball registration. Turns out I had been calling both of them by the other twin's name for eight and a half years. FML

#16847763 (435)

I agree, your life sucks (12776) - you deserved it (43423)

On 06/25/2011 at 9:39am - kids - by beekeke45 - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I Googled myself. I found my mugshot and a blog my mom had written about how much of a problem child I am. FML

#16785194 (135)

I agree, your life sucks (10044) - you deserved it (750)

On 06/21/2011 at 5:41pm - misc - by badgirl (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my mom said she wanted me to get laser eye surgery before she did, "Just in case it isn't safe." FML

#16158783 (130)

I agree, your life sucks (25723) - you deserved it (1753)

On 05/13/2011 at 3:18pm - health - by samadams42 - United States (New Hampshire)