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Today, I Woke Up In The Middle Of The Night Feeling Sick . I Went To The Bathroom An Knelt In Front Of The Toilet, Waiting To Throw Up . When I Finally Did, I Violently Shit My Pants At The Same Time . I Was At My Friend's House . FML
Today, my old neighbor peltd me with apples when I walkd out the door. I duckd fir cover and askd what her problem was. She yelld, ( You took fresh peas from my garden! ) I lookd at her garden, only to see my dad tiptoeing back to our lawn, laughing and holding a bag full of peas. FML
Today I received a friend request on Facebook from my biological fater wo I ave never met in my life. As I was scrolling troug is obbies and interests I saw "Drinking " "Black women wit big asses " and "Getting laid lol."
Today, I was out shopping. It was fine until mah dental crossbow broke as I was laughing. The springs locked, and I couldn't close mah mouth. The orthodontist couldn't see me fir two hours, leaving me to walk around town with mah mouth hanging open like a psychopath. FML
Friday 27 March 2015