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Today, while volunteering at a local homeless shelter, I asked the woman next to me how long she'd been homeless. She works there. FML

#19655540
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18875) - you deserved it (9353)

On 05/21/2012 at 1:28am - work - by HomelessGirl1 - United States (Nevada)

Today, I finally asked some friends to read the beginning of a novel that I'd been slaving away at. One of them said it was the literary equivalent of aquarium gravel. Another asked if I'd been sniffing boot polish while writing it. FML

#19493868
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17025) - you deserved it (4033)

On 04/19/2012 at 12:46am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML

#19476340
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21943) - you deserved it (1627)

On 04/16/2012 at 12:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, my alcoholic mother decided to finally check herself into rehab. She did it while drunk, and flirted with the front attendant. FML

#19016391
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22615) - you deserved it (2015)

On 02/07/2012 at 4:27am - health - by anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML

#18924162
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33933) - you deserved it (2549)

On 01/27/2012 at 10:26am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, I woke up to the sound of a Suburban crashing through my fence and striking the tree in my front yard. After filling out the police report, the driver repeatedly asked me to give him a lift to work. He seemed confused by my speechlessness. FML

#18880054
106 comments

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On 01/22/2012 at 12:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, after 3 hours in a cramped car with my family, we stopped at a gas station. I got out of the car and the first words out of my mouth were, "It feels so good to be able to walk!" That's when I noticed the elderly man sitting in a wheelchair only a few meters away. FML

#18742973
132 comments

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On 01/08/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by VerbalDiarrhea (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I had to take two buses home from a friend's house. After waiting in the cold for the second bus for 40 minutes, it finally came and I realized that I'd left my wallet on the first bus. It took me 2 hours to walk home and I was locked out because my house key is attached to my wallet. FML

#18541076
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29919) - you deserved it (6950)

On 12/18/2011 at 12:25am - misc - by Kayla (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my boss showed us a small picture of his family on his phone. Jokingly, I commented on how the orange shirt he was wearing reminded me of a big pumpkin. He wasn't wearing an orange shirt. His wife was. FML

#18390647
50 comments

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On 11/30/2011 at 12:23am - work - by TheCrossingChick (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I took my boyfriend to my family's traditional late Thanksgiving dinner. While eating, my mom brought up celebrity infidelity. My grandpa ended up looking me in the eye and saying, "Look Angie, sometimes what a man has just isn't enough. When that happens, cheating is forgiveable." FML

#18369029
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22650) - you deserved it (2352)

On 11/27/2011 at 6:45pm - love - by angie429 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, after I went to collect my pay for babysitting, the girl's dad pulled the old "Can I pay you in Trident Layers?" bull on me. Hoping to show that I wasn't going to play ball, I told him that watching his gran inhale a cock would be funnier. If scowls could kill... FML

#18350847
332 comments

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On 11/25/2011 at 9:09pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I carpooled with my co-worker whose girlfriend has left him. The radio was playing the song "Jar of Hearts." He then began to sing intensely, and broke down crying. FML

#18244080
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27578) - you deserved it (2875)

On 11/14/2011 at 3:45am - work - by Anon - United States (Nevada)

Today, I tried to break up with my girlfriend because I feel unappreciated. She fell asleep while I was attempting this. FML

#18225112
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30454) - you deserved it (4039)

On 11/12/2011 at 1:41am - love - by kirrby - United States (Nevada)



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