Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML
I agree, your life sucks (31826) - you deserved it (2951)
On 03/15/2010 at 3:34pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)
Today, I went to get my first tattoo. When I told the man that I wanted Tinkerbell on my lower back area. He snorted and told me that I was way too old to have Tinkerbell on me, and that Disney characters are only cute on people 35 and younger. I'm 23. FML
I agree, your life sucks (17946) - you deserved it (8644)
On 03/11/2010 at 10:46pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)
Today, it was my one year anniversary with my boyfriend. We had dinner reservations to an expensive restaurant and planned to see a movie after. At least, we did, until he called to tell me he'd volunteered to work tonight. He won't get off until 2am. FML
I agree, your life sucks (15959) - you deserved it (2300)
On 03/04/2010 at 3:00pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)
Today, I was driving with my mom. She had some soda with her from earlier, and even though it was probably warm, I was thirsty. I ask for a sip, she hands it to me and says sure. And I get a mouthful of ash-and-cigarette-butt-filled soda. Apparently she didn't feel the need to mention this to me. FML
I agree, your life sucks (19988) - you deserved it (2167)
On 02/25/2010 at 11:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)
Today, I sneezed while I was throwing up into the toilet. It turns out that throwing up is even less pleasant when the puke violently shoots out through your nose. FML
I agree, your life sucks (24990) - you deserved it (1610)
On 02/22/2010 at 2:32pm - health - by mynoseburns (man) - United States (Nevada)
Today, I was on Craigslist looking for a new guitar. I found the diamond earrings and necklace set I gave to my girlfriend last year. She wants 50 bucks for them. FML
I agree, your life sucks (20198) - you deserved it (1526)
On 02/02/2010 at 7:12pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)
Today, I thought it would be romantic to fill my girlfriend's room with scented candles and surprise her when she was done showering. I lied there naked, with Kenny G playing softly. I heard a knock on the door, so I told her to come in. To my surprise it was her mom. FML
I agree, your life sucks (6079) - you deserved it (11811)
On 01/22/2010 at 1:16am - intimacy - by Toldyouso (man) - United States (Nevada)
Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML
I agree, your life sucks (56610) - you deserved it (3641)
On 01/22/2010 at 12:02am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)
Today, holding my newborn baby and yearning for some affection from my mother, I asked my mom what the best day of her life was, hoping she would say the day I was born. Her answer? "The day you moved out." She was serious. FML
I agree, your life sucks (21875) - you deserved it (4484)
On 01/21/2010 at 12:41am - kids - by ilovemom (woman) - United States (Nevada)
Today, I found my beloved hamster, Toofie. Toofie escaped from his cage. 4 years ago. FML
I agree, your life sucks (25901) - you deserved it (3405)
On 01/16/2010 at 4:36pm - animals - by riptoofie (woman) - United States (Nevada)
Today, my sister and I bought new cell phones. We both wanted the same phone in red, but the guy told us that there was only one red phone left. Flirting with him, I said "You should give the prettier sister the red phone." My new phone is black. FML
I agree, your life sucks (7267) - you deserved it (27114)
On 01/09/2010 at 12:58am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)
Today, I got in a car accident on the way to the DMV to take my drivers test. FML
I agree, your life sucks (15502) - you deserved it (6578)
On 12/31/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)
Today, I finished moving cross-country and signed a 13 month lease to be closer to my on-again / off-again boyfriend of the past five years. I showed up at his place to borrow his truck just as his "local" girlfriend was leaving. FML
I agree, your life sucks (14852) - you deserved it (12032)
On 12/13/2009 at 2:22am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)
Wednesday 15 May 2013
The website: FML t-shirts -
Love - Animals - Money - Kids - Work - Health - Intimacy - Miscellaneous - Members
RSS feeds: 
Follow the FML 
Follow the FML blog 
Follow the FML comments
Go on the road: BlackBerry - Android - iPhone/iPod Touch - Windows Phone 7 - Mobile version
Give stuff to people: FML book - FML t-shirts
FML Everywhere: Français - Italiano - Español - Türk - Pусский - Svenskt - Indonesia
