Today, I locked myself out of the house I was house-sitting. An hour later, and my fifth attempt at climbing the fence, I figured I'd try the door one more time. Turns out I was turning the handle the wrong way and the door wasn't locked in the first place. FML
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On 09/06/2012 at 2:39am - misc - by ohhhemmgee - United States (Nevada)
Today, I finally picked up my new bank card after my old one was stolen. It took the bank six weeks and five separate orders to figure it out, on top of which they've charged me a rush fee. FML
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On 08/28/2012 at 1:50pm - money - by annoyed (woman) - United States (Nevada)
Today, after I requested a sick day, a very close co-worker texted her boyfriend that I'm a bitch for pretending to have the same rare illness that she recently suffered. She said it was unlikely, disrespectful and unfair that I didn't even look sick. I know this because she texted me instead. FML
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On 08/23/2012 at 3:56am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)
Today, while housesitting my neighbor's dogs the phone rang. I answered it and a voice said, "Stop checking your Facebook and take care of my dogs. They look like they need to go out." FML
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On 08/10/2012 at 7:42am - animals - by Bobby - United States (Nevada)
Today, I had my eyebrows waxed for my senior pictures. After manhandling me, the cosmetologist managed to "accidentally" take my whole eyebrow off. It looks like I'll be remembered forevermore as the girl with one eyebrow. FML
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On 07/27/2012 at 1:46pm - misc - by booo - United States (Nevada)
Today, I started my new job as a repossession agent. While attempting to repo a boat, we came across a young couple. The woman was very annoying, and even hit another agent, so I threatened to throw her in the water if she touched him again. I ended up in the water instead. FML
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On 06/12/2012 at 12:38pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)
Today, while volunteering at a local homeless shelter, I asked the woman next to me how long she'd been homeless. She works there. FML
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On 05/21/2012 at 1:28am - work - by HomelessGirl1 - United States (Nevada)
Today, I finally asked some friends to read the beginning of a novel that I'd been slaving away at. One of them said it was the literary equivalent of aquarium gravel. Another asked if I'd been sniffing boot polish while writing it. FML
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On 04/19/2012 at 12:46am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)
Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML
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On 04/16/2012 at 12:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)
Today, my alcoholic mother decided to finally check herself into rehab. She did it while drunk, and flirted with the front attendant. FML
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On 02/07/2012 at 4:27am - health - by anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)
Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML
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On 01/27/2012 at 10:26am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Nevada)
Today, I woke up to the sound of a Suburban crashing through my fence and striking the tree in my front yard. After filling out the police report, the driver repeatedly asked me to give him a lift to work. He seemed confused by my speechlessness. FML
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On 01/22/2012 at 12:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)
Today, after 3 hours in a cramped car with my family, we stopped at a gas station. I got out of the car and the first words out of my mouth were, "It feels so good to be able to walk!" That's when I noticed the elderly man sitting in a wheelchair only a few meters away. FML
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On 01/08/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by VerbalDiarrhea (woman) - United States (Nevada)
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