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FMLs submitted from Nevada

Today, in the current company I'm employed by, I have a better chance at gambling my way to the top, as opposed to working my way up. FML

#21523006
33 comments

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On 02/05/2016 at 7:04am - money - by ferret702 - United States (Nevada)

Today, at the age of 20, I still have a bed time. It is strictly enforced by my cat via endless meows if I am up past 11 pm. FML

#21510035
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21253) - you deserved it (4064)

On 01/01/2016 at 2:03am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, my grandma called me spoiled, materialistic, and Americanized for reminding her that she can flush the toilet after she uses it. The family now has a "three pee, one poo" minimum before we're allowed to flush. FML

#21509618
105 comments

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On 12/31/2015 at 1:55am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, after living in my new apartment for barely three weeks, I found mice living under my dish washer. When I brought it up to the managers, they said I'd have to pay for an exterminator myself since they weren't there when they cleaned. FML

#21509184
54 comments

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On 12/29/2015 at 9:14pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, my coworker, who has a tendency to overshare, decided to tell me she has chlamydia. I threw my hands in the air and said, "Stop. I don't wanna know." A customer heard this exchange and we were both written up. FML

#21504186
38 comments

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On 12/15/2015 at 9:21pm - work - by fmltom (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, while trying to explain to my friends what an anxiety attack is like, I had an anxiety attack. FML

#21502281
45 comments

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On 12/10/2015 at 2:49pm - health - by ohtheirony - United States (Nevada)

Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML

#21495343
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24107) - you deserved it (3282)

On 11/21/2015 at 11:34pm - money - by gas money - United States (Nevada)

Today, while driving home, I saw a cop with a speed gun "hidden" by the side of the road. I went to slow down so the fuck-knob wouldn't be able to ticket me. I then had a brain-fart and floored the gas instead of hitting the brakes. Hello speeding ticket. FML

#21494887
132 comments

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On 11/20/2015 at 3:13pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, at a school function for my eldest son, my youngest child silently passed gas. A group of women I had hoped to befriend were sitting next to me, and then left with looks of disgust on their faces. I guess I don't need friends. FML

#21490816
33 comments

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On 11/10/2015 at 12:35pm - kids - by Denise1988 - United States (Nevada)

Today, I discovered that spicy ground beef bits are the perfect size to become lodged in one's nasal cavity when vomited back up. FML

Today, after saying I'd edit and revise a coworker's report so he could go home and spend his anniversary with his wife, he sent me a file. Upon opening it, it was pictures of men wearing strange fetish gear while being dominated. He has yet to send me the correct file and I'm scared to ask. FML

#21473823
69 comments

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On 09/28/2015 at 4:33pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, my dad decided that campground bathrooms are disgusting and that on our upcoming camping trip, we'll have to keep a bucket of cat litter in our tent in case we want to go to the bathroom. FML

#21468769
83 comments

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On 09/15/2015 at 12:33pm - misc - by ew - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man. I gave him my sandwich, since he needed it more than me. Seconds later, he was attacked by a flock of birds. FML

#21466594
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22639) - you deserved it (1607)

On 09/09/2015 at 6:15pm - animals - by NightHawk4926 - United States (Nevada)



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