Today, I went on a third date with a guy, hoping that maybe finally I would get some physical interaction. I did. I got a high five. FML
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On 01/19/2010 at 9:17am - love - by Sl3vin (woman) - United States (Nebraska)
Today, I was on Facebook chat with my boss, talking about holiday hours. I had to go to my doctor's appointment, so I said, "G2G, love you" accidentally. Not only did he say it back, but he also requested a relationship with me on Facebook. FML
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On 12/22/2009 at 1:05pm - work - by ohshat (woman) - United States (Nebraska)
Today, I gave a girl I like a $200 diamond necklace to express how much she means to me. She gave me a hug and told me she didn't want to lose me as a friend. Nor did she want to lose her new necklace. Today, I got a $200 hug. FML
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On 12/10/2009 at 5:21pm - love - by Henji (man) - United States (Nebraska)
Today, I got stuck in the snow in the middle of street. As I was just beginning to get myself unstuck, the snow plow came by and buried the front end of my car. FML
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On 12/08/2009 at 10:03pm - misc - by HoHoSnow (woman) - United States (Nebraska)
Today, my tire was a little low on air. I decided to put in a can of Fix-A-Flat and drive home. Since it was 10 degrees outside and snowing, the can became frozen to the valve. When I finally got the can off, I had ruined the valve, so I had to put on the spare tire. It was flat too. FML
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On 12/07/2009 at 5:54pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nebraska)
Today, my parents and I went to the movies for my mom's birthday. After the movie, my mom and dad got into a fight, and left me at the movies. My cell phone was dead, and my house was about 12 miles away. They finally came and picked me up, hours later. FML
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On 11/26/2009 at 1:18am - misc - by moviewalker (man) - United States (Nebraska)
Today, I was told by my mother that the reason she quit her job as a counselor and divorced my dad was because she met someone through work. She works in a prison. FML
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On 11/25/2009 at 1:42am - misc - by CT (man) - United States (Nebraska)
Today, my "future" wife got drunk in front of my parents, who she was meeting for the first time. She called my dad a piece of shit and told my mom she wants to tear her own eyes out. FML
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On 10/12/2009 at 10:52am - misc - by shocked (man) - United States (Nebraska)
Today, I was really, REALLY tired at work. I went to the restroom to take a little break, and must have dozed off, because I was awoken by my boss, knocking on the door of the stall. Apparently, I had been snoring. FML
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On 10/05/2009 at 12:36pm - work - by sleepytime (woman) - United States (Nebraska)
Today, I woke up at 3 in the morning and realized I forgot a 30 page english essay that was due the next day. Knowing I still had 12 pages to research and write, I bolted. I worked until 12PM and was almost done when my dad came in and unplugged the computer because I "need to go outside more." FML
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On 09/27/2009 at 2:43pm - misc - by riotrock (man) - United States (Nebraska)
Today, I was at work when two sheriff's deputies walked in. They asked me my name and when I told them, they asked me to turn around and they cuffed me. They told me I was under arrest for robbery. Turns out I was mistakenly IDed, but now every one at my job thinks I'm an armed robber. FML
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On 09/21/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by THATguy (man) - United States (Nebraska)
Today, my school is having homecoming. I'm taking a date who I really like, and she happens to have fairly large boobs. I have a friend who seems to think I have an obsession with boobs, so I texted her last night reading "btw, no big boob jokes tomorrow." I accidentally sent it to my date. FML
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On 09/19/2009 at 11:20am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nebraska)
Today, I was trying to turn on my computer and couldn't. I spent twenty minutes trying to figure out what was wrong when I finally called my husband for help and made him leave work. He came in, looked at the wall, and plugged it back in. The look on his face said it all. FML
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On 09/19/2009 at 10:10am - misc - by burnnotice (woman) - United States (Nebraska)
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