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2day my boyfriend commented on one of his his ex-girlfriend's Facebook photos , saying how smoking hot she looks and how much he wants her. His excuse was that the photo was posted before he was with me , so he's clerely doing nothing wrong. real FML

Today, I was forced to listen and politely nod with a smile on face, as boss droned on and on, explaining that everything in the universe is slowly getting bigger, aside from him, because he's never felt so short before. mega FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16871) - you deserved it (1927)

On 06/17/2012 at 3:38pm - work - by Megan (woman) - United Kingdom (Neath Port Talbot)

TODAY , I WAS GETTING IT ON WITH MAH BOYFRIEND WHEN MAH DAD OPENED THE DOOR. I THOUGHT I HADN'T BEEN SEEN BECAUSE THE DOOR WAS ONLY OPEN A TINY BIT. I THEN LOOKED INTO THE MRROR BY THE DOOR TO SEE MAH DAD'S REFLECTION , STARING AT MINE , HORRIFIED. I WAS ON TOP. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15892) - you deserved it (8258)

On 12/18/2009 at 10:20am - intimacy - by eatmyshipoopie (woman) - United Kingdom (Neath Port Talbot)



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