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FMLs submitted from More og Romsdal

Today, my mother commented "loser" on my Facebook profile picture. She got 41 likes. FML

#18559949
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29625) - you deserved it (5577)

On 12/20/2011 at 5:43am - misc - by milly - Norway (More og Romsdal)

Today, I was at my local McDonald's having a leak when an extremely intoxicated man stumbled in, pulled down his pants, and started to pee on my shoes. FML

#13550544
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23054) - you deserved it (2216)

On 10/22/2010 at 2:32pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (More og Romsdal)

Today, I'm a 15 year old boy who is bald. Why am I bald? My little brother thought it would be funny to put glue in my hair gel. FML

#8799499
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24128) - you deserved it (3310)

On 03/03/2010 at 2:11pm - kids - by M95 (man) - Norway (More og Romsdal)



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