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Today, I beat my extremely competitive friend in a game of pool. He responded by breaking a pool stick over my head. FML

#20674823
96 comments

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On 05/20/2013 at 2:32am - misc - by soreloser (man) - United States (Montana)

Today, I lent a pair of expensive headphones to a "friend" for the weekend. As a thank-you, he bought me a soda. He moved this weekend, taking the headphones with him. I lost a $250 pair of headphones for a $1 soda. FML

#20672107
133 comments

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On 05/19/2013 at 12:16am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML

#20598610
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61444) - you deserved it (5930)

On 04/17/2013 at 2:14am - love - by rawdoglyfe69 - United States (Montana)

Today, I walked into the bathroom only to see my boyfriend sitting on the floor eating ice cream, crying. I'd say I was shocked, but this isn't the first time it's happened. FML

#20458512
111 comments

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On 01/14/2013 at 3:24am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Montana)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he says, "There's too much of an age gap between us" and that it makes him "feel like a pedophile". He's only four months older than I am. FML

#20086279
139 comments

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On 09/24/2012 at 4:15am - love - by Alright. (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML

#19641486
187 comments

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On 05/18/2012 at 11:05am - love - by Great. (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML

#19427391
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27497) - you deserved it (2523)

On 04/08/2012 at 1:17am - love - by iJuli - United States (Montana)

Today, I took my grandmother for a spin in my new car. Apparently, she had no idea that seat-warmers exist and that hers was turned on, because fifteen minutes into the ride she started shouting, "My ass is on fire!" causing me to swerve into a pole. FML

#19099160
114 comments

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On 02/17/2012 at 8:25am - misc - by BOOP - United States (Montana)

Today, I walked out onto the driveway to find my mom standing on the wet pavement, screaming at the worms that had come out after the rain, saying that they were "on private property" and that they were "trespassing." All of our neighbors had come out of their houses to watch. FML

#19085397
117 comments

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On 02/15/2012 at 12:47pm - misc - by jess (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, my older brother burst into my bedroom at 4 am to show me photos of sushi. FML

Today, my dad walked into my room, threw some magazines on my bed, and calmly said "You left your porn in the bathroom again." FML

#18624814
150 comments

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On 12/27/2011 at 12:58pm - intimacy - by ;)loganberry(; - United States (Montana)

Today, my mother sold my extensive Star Wars collection, and I cried when I found out. I'm 46. FML

#18524241
265 comments

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On 12/15/2011 at 11:26pm - misc - by Oja1 - United States (Montana)

Today, I lent my sister $1000 because she and her husband were in some debt. They used the money to go gambling in Vegas and won a major jackpot. They won't even give me a cut. FML

#17948553
175 comments

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On 10/10/2011 at 12:04am - money - by cc - United States (Montana)



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