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FMLs submitted from Monmouthshire

Today, I picked up my friend's new kitten so enthusiastically I scared it and it shat all over me. I literally scared the shit out of it. FML

#14157064 (91)

I agree, your life sucks (8763) - you deserved it (16461)

On 12/10/2010 at 7:12pm - misc - by elliekilroy (woman) - United Kingdom (Monmouthshire)

Today, I was getting picked up by my dad after I had been swimming. I saw his car, so I walked over to it, got in and started talking about how I'd seen my brother. It wasn't until after I had put my seat belt on that I realized I was talking to a complete stranger. FML

#13097397 (157)

I agree, your life sucks (13107) - you deserved it (16487)

On 09/18/2010 at 10:41am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Monmouthshire)

Today, I accidentally kicked a child down a set of steps. I work in a kids play area. FML

#24461 (55)

I agree, your life sucks (10559) - you deserved it (20287)

On 02/11/2009 at 6:59am - misc - by Crog (man) - United Kingdom (Monmouthshire)



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