Today, in an attempt to impress a girl I like, I tried to crush a soda can by hitting it with my forehead. Not only did I fail, I knocked myself out in the process. When I regained consciousness, the girl was gone and someone had taken the liberty of drawing a penis on my face. FML
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On 03/13/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)
Today, it was the début of the high school musical I was in. When two others and I sang the word "Hell", my mother yelled at us for using that language, while the musical was still going, and dragged me off stage. FML
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On 03/12/2011 at 12:14am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML
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On 02/21/2011 at 2:20pm - animals - by Giggity - United States (Missouri)
Today, I was on the phone with an elderly customer at work. I had to spend 10 minutes listening to him describe how the underwear he bought was too tight and caused his bladder to leak. FML
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On 02/09/2011 at 7:41pm - work - by spiderchick23 (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I was attacked by clowns at work. I don't work at the circus. FML
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On 02/08/2011 at 11:27am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I flirted with a guy for ten minutes before realizing I was sitting between him and his girlfriend. FML
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On 02/07/2011 at 12:41pm - love - by Lindsay (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML
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On 02/02/2011 at 4:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I wanted to annoy my sister by playing the air horn app on my iPhone. I forgot that I had headphones in. Let's just say I quickly had to change my underwear. FML
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On 02/01/2011 at 1:50pm - misc - by Brea - United States (Missouri)
Today, I was backing out of my snowy drive way on my way to work. I thought I hit a lump of snow. I'd run over my white cat. FML
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On 01/24/2011 at 1:30pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I came to the conclusion that you should always tell the truth. While I was busy reassuring her that the condom didn't break, she was telling me how it was okay because she was on the pill. According to the pregnancy test, we both lied. FML
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On 01/15/2011 at 2:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)
Today, I met my boyfriend's grandparents for the first time. When my boyfriend introduced us, his grandfather smiled at me, took my hand, and said in the most polite voice, "Wow, you're not nearly as pretty as he described you." FML
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On 01/08/2011 at 7:22pm - misc - by lizard (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, my boss decided to post a photo of a piece of crap on Facebook. He tagged me in it. FML
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On 01/07/2011 at 8:31pm - work - by poop (man) - United States (Missouri)
Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea for me to talk with a British accent during my job interview to make me sound smarter. I'm applying for a job at McDonald's. FML
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On 12/30/2010 at 10:37am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)
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