Today, an African-American family came into the restaurant at which I work. They said, "Jackson, party of 5." After I laughed, I realized they were serious. FML
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On 02/26/2012 at 10:31am - work - by Miss_Kristen - United States (Missouri)
Today, I had my first chorus concert. We got a bigger applause when we left the stage than when we sang. FML
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On 01/26/2012 at 4:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I had to explain to my husband why putting on dirty underwear after a shower defeats the purpose. We had this discussion in the middle of me giving him head. FML
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On 01/20/2012 at 12:02am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Missouri)
Today, I dropped my 7-year-old son off at school. He decided to have fun and step out of my car screaming "Stranger danger" while running away and pointing at me. I then had to get out of my car to shut the door he'd left wide open. This caused 20 other kids to scream "Stranger danger" as well. FML
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On 12/19/2011 at 7:24am - kids - by dealingdave - United States (Missouri)
Today, I talked to my dad about joining the military. He got up, laughed, and said, "As if the army would accept a pussy like you." FML
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On 12/16/2011 at 12:30am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I noticed my 5-gallon glass vase/aquarium was leaking at the base. When I went to move the vase so I could transfer everything to a new aquarium, the bottom completely detached, sending water, sand, sea shells and fish crap everywhere. FML
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On 12/13/2011 at 12:14am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I sat on Santa's lap. He got an erection. FML
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On 12/01/2011 at 5:25pm - intimacy - by pops up - United States (Missouri)
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML
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On 11/28/2011 at 8:33pm - love - by hot_shot (man) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I shaved half my eyebrow off trying to shave my uni-brow. FML
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On 11/26/2011 at 11:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)
Today, my friends and I were going to do an ugly sweater photo shoot. When we met up, one of them was wearing a sweater I gave on her birthday. FML
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On 11/25/2011 at 1:08pm - misc - by ravlol - United States (Missouri)
Today, I was practicing my lines for theater class in the hall. My partner and I chose a script where we argue over me stealing her boyfriend. Since it started to sound like a real argument, another student said that I was a "crazy bitch" and punched me in the face. FML
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On 11/18/2011 at 8:30am - misc - by hannahk267 - United States (Missouri)
Today, I got a concussion while teaching a kid how to be a safe and cautious swimmer. FML
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On 10/26/2011 at 12:31am - work - by rowanjusmc - United States (Missouri)
Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML
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On 10/18/2011 at 2:55am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)
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