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Today, my landlady decided to fix the leak in my room. Her solution was repainting the ceiling. Now not only is my room still wet but it now reeks of paint thinner. FML

#5860087
17 comments

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On 10/17/2009 at 12:27am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

yesterday I rear-ended a car on the parkway!! We pulled over..!! the guy told looool me his car was fine..!! an then asked me out on a date!! It was only when I replied ( no ) that he decided he wanted his car fixed!! mega FML

#5759599
106 comments

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On 10/10/2009 at 3:16pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today my girlfriend of tree yeres broke up wit me because I'm in te military and I'm gone too muc. Te reason I enlisted in te first place is because we agreed tat te money and benefits I would earn would elp us be able to start a family in te future. FML

#5703521
103 comments

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On 10/07/2009 at 2:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I got invitd to a big upperclassmen party tat underclassmen don't normally get invitd to. I was feeling really good wen I got tere an saw tat te girl I'm in love wit was tere. Tey stole my pants an gave me a swirly. Her reaction was to post pictures on Facebook. FML

#5633791
106 comments

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On 10/04/2009 at 12:15am - misc - by wetandpantsless (man) - United States (Missouri)

looool Today I realizd how much I'm on the computer!! I trid to "CTRL+Z" on something I wrote down on mah paper!! FML

#5580319
125 comments

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On 10/01/2009 at 3:56am - misc - by slcbabii23 (woman) - United States (Missouri) - moderated by Kevin Nealon

Today.. . I went to mah former high school's homecoming game . A classmate who I always had a crush on looks up an goes "Brian!".. . holding her arms out 4 a hug . I hug her an she seems a bit suprised but hugs back anyway . I get up an see another Brian from our class behind me . Shame . FML

#5579977
50 comments

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On 10/01/2009 at 3:07am - misc - by Jusawkward - United States (Missouri)

Today, I joined a dating website and spent all day filling out and improving mah profile. My frst match is a guy who relentlessly tried to date me fir all 4 yeres of high school. Now he just has more reasons to tell me how much we're meant to be. We're a 97% match. FML

#5466637
108 comments

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On 09/25/2009 at 2:16pm - love - by looking (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today , I was in a college band reearsal , and I get a call saying "your car was just it by a tree!" I said "yea , rigt" , and ung up on er . Minutes later , te band manager walks in and tells me tat my car is totaled . I ten went and stood in te rain watcing a tree get cut off my car . FML

#5421005
37 comments

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On 09/22/2009 at 10:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I cleaned my bathroom from top to bottom!! Tonight, my husband threw up all over the bathroom!! He actually cleaned it up himself, including the toilet!! I went to use the toilet, put down the seat and sat down!! Guess which part of the toilet he DIDN'T clean!! FML

#5410681
70 comments

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On 09/22/2009 at 5:36am - misc - by kimmybr (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Taday mah girlfriend an I went to a bar during Irishfest. When I returned to mah girlfriend she was crying an told me that this guy pushed her. I confronted the guy an poured mah beer on him who just happened to be the chief of police. He was trying to make room fir a guy in a wheelchair. FML

#5313316
129 comments

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On 09/17/2009 at 2:41pm - misc - by nV1ous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was washing some cloths in the laundry room at mah apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed mah nieghbor on the way in, and moved mah cloths to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all mah underwear r missing. FML

#5303139
82 comments

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On 09/16/2009 at 10:23pm - misc - by Lulu (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today , I found out that the money mah husband said he loaned to his ( mother ) actually went to the purchase of new lingerie fir the woman he's cheating on me with!! I just got the bill from the department store!! fat FML

#5252431
101 comments

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On 09/14/2009 at 3:28pm - love - by thisistypical (woman) - United States (Missouri)



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