Today I was eating at KFC when my roommate unexpectedly showed up. He asked me who I was there with, and I told him I was on a sexy date with his mom. Just then a woman 5 feet away turned around and gave me a disgusted look. Guess whose mom was in town visiting for the weekend? FML
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On 11/20/2009 at 1:30pm - misc - by pchis4ever (man) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I missed my bus. I had to ride my bike 2 miles. Once I left, some jerk nearly hit me. I flipped him off and shouted obsceneties. It was my dad, offering me a ride. He left. FML
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On 11/18/2009 at 6:04pm - misc - by ggbhghggg - United States (Missouri)
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On 11/15/2009 at 1:28pm - intimacy - by loldick (man) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I was really depressed so I talked on the phone with my best friend. She was telling me how a guy she really liked complimented her. I told her it was be nice to get at least one compliment. After a long silence she says, "You're really good with computers." FML
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On 11/15/2009 at 12:55pm - misc - by Ugh (man) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I wore my cool new shirt with an oriental character on it to class. The Chinese TA burst into laughter and told me the shirt read, "I am a sad, pathetic person." FML
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On 11/14/2009 at 2:48pm - misc - by Molly (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I received a rejection letter from a company I interviewed with three weeks ago. They didn't mention giving my $200 portfolio back. Guess I'll keep using my 4-year degree to wait tables. FML
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On 11/10/2009 at 1:20am - work - by blargggggg (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I got a new job. I'm 26 and I left an amazing job to move back to be around my family. I have no choice but to take this job. I will be placing my finger in a dead turkeys ass, cutting open its stomach, and ripping out its guts. 15 per minute. FML
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On 11/07/2009 at 3:04am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)
Today, I had a police officer come to my house because I've been reported missing. My friends online decided to call the police because I haven't signed in for 6 days. FML
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On 11/07/2009 at 1:55am - misc - by iheartvodka (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me because she found a lot of red lipstick on my neck. The red lipstick was from her lipstick because she came over in the middle of the night when she was really drunk, then left. She refuses to listen to me. FML
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On 11/06/2009 at 12:50pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I was in minding my own business in bed in my dorm room. It was dark and my roommate came over, intending to slap my ass really hard. The problem is, I was lying face up. FML
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On 10/26/2009 at 2:32am - misc - by Jack - United States (Missouri)
Today, I told my dad that for Halloween I'm going to be an '80s workout Barbie. He just looks at me and says, "Yeah as the 'before' picture". FML
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On 10/22/2009 at 2:47pm - misc - by freshman15 (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, my landlady decided to fix the leak in my room. Her solution was repainting the ceiling. Now not only is my room still wet but it now reeks of paint thinner. FML
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On 10/17/2009 at 12:27am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I rear end a car on the parkway. We pull over, he tells me his car is fine and then askes me out on a date. It was only when I replied "no" that he decided he wanted his car fixed. FML
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On 10/10/2009 at 3:16pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Missouri)
