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Today, my own boyfriend admitted that he can't name one single thing he likes about me without naming something "physical." FML

#13642376
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25259) - you deserved it (5798)

On 10/29/2010 at 9:23pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my boyfriend of three months told me that he had cheated on me two months ago with my best friend. I decided to give him a second chance. About twenty minutes later, he then broke up with me for not wanting to watch football. Apparently I don't care about his feelings. FML

#13548959
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25184) - you deserved it (11220)

On 10/22/2010 at 11:03am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my friends threw me a Halloween themed party for my sweet sixteen. When I arrived, one of my friends jumped out from behind the door, dressed as Michael Myers. I peed myself in front of everyone I knew. FML

#13394916
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26257) - you deserved it (5692)

On 10/10/2010 at 5:45pm - misc - by lolu - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I missed my own surprise party because, having heard it being planned, I though it was going to be an intervention. FML

#13328394
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6973) - you deserved it (38657)

On 10/05/2010 at 10:36am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I took a cough drop to soothe my sore throat, only to choke, gag, and spend the next ten minutes at the point of vomiting because the bitter lozenge got stuck in my windpipe. FML

#13251603
63 comments

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On 09/29/2010 at 5:29pm - health - by bitter cherry - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my ex-boyfriend asked how long he'd have to wait until he could ask out my best friend. We broke up yesterday. FML

#13237339
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27853) - you deserved it (2743)

On 09/28/2010 at 4:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my dad squirted water at me. Fortunately, I blocked it. Unfortunately, I blocked it with my new $200 camera. FML

#12992110
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16966) - you deserved it (20710)

On 09/10/2010 at 4:40pm - misc - by coolcucumber (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my 72 year old Grandmother informed me she's running for mayor. She's been going around town with home made signs all day campaigning to win mayor. She lives in my town. My friend called me asking me if she was high. FML

#12880726
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23649) - you deserved it (3536)

On 09/03/2010 at 2:18am - misc - by AnnaWusHere - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I learned that my apartment's walls are thin enough for my neighbors to hear my vibrator. I've lived in this apartment for three years. I've been single and horny for all of them. FML

#12872328
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26743) - you deserved it (12994)

On 09/02/2010 at 5:09pm - intimacy - by Buzzie (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my parents threw out the beautiful birthday cake my aunt made me, and served celery sticks at my party because "I need to watch my weight." FML

#12716551
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33921) - you deserved it (5693)

On 08/24/2010 at 4:34am - misc - by jace17 - United States (Minnesota)

Today, after struggling with an eating disorder and hiding my symptoms for months, I got up the courage to tell my mom that I need help. Then she asked if an ice cream would make me feel better. FML

#12680643
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29938) - you deserved it (5215)

On 08/22/2010 at 9:42am - health - by nothanks (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I woke up to find a tick stuck to my eyelashes. The only way I know of to get it off is with fire. FML

#12431903
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30109) - you deserved it (6231)

On 08/10/2010 at 12:34pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, at work, I was talking to a customer. She kept shaking her head "no" at everything I said. I asked what she was disagreeing with. She told me she has Parkinson's Disease, teared up, and asked to speak to my manager. FML

#12165853
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32871) - you deserved it (6715)

On 07/28/2010 at 1:38pm - money - by RWW (man) - United States (Minnesota)



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