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Today, my boyfriend decided that he needed some time alone for a few weeks. This break just so happens to include our one year anniversary, Christmas, New Year's, and my birthday. Now I get to spend the next three weeks alone. FML

#14250583
204 comments

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On 12/18/2010 at 6:10pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I celebrated my birthday. When asked last week, I said I wanted a keyboard. When I opened the present, my parents went into hysterics. It was an electronic Dora the Explorer keyboard. I've been studying music composition and theory for six years. They think my major's a joke. FML

#13967248
177 comments

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On 11/24/2010 at 9:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I went to the bank to get a temporary debit card since I lost my wallet a week ago. On my drive across the street from the bank to the DMV a car slammed into mine at the intersection, nearly totaling my car. The movie theater I went to last week just called and said they'd found my wallet. FML

#13957675
56 comments

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On 11/24/2010 at 2:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was asked out by a guy who is doing community service because he was caught peeping through windows. I was tempted to say yes. FML

#13945112
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11426) - you deserved it (22680)

On 11/23/2010 at 1:25am - love - by ohsosad (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my boyfriend asked how I could go to the bathroom and leave my tampon in at the same time. He didn't realize there are two separate holes. He's 28. FML

#13923340
266 comments

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On 11/21/2010 at 9:49am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my city got almost a foot of snow. When I went out to my car, it was covered in snow with a layer of ice underneath. I went to open the trunk to get the window scraper, when the snow that had collected on the top of my back window slid into my trunk. My laptop was the recipient of most of the snow. FML

#13829927
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19693) - you deserved it (7749)

On 11/13/2010 at 6:04pm - misc - by snowman (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my friend and I were racing on our bicycles, when my chain snapped. I went over the handlebars and slid, on my back, for about ten feet. FML

#13801861
107 comments

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On 11/11/2010 at 1:11pm - health - by me - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my girlfriend fell down the stairs and broke her ankle. She also had a bruise on her leg due to her friend biting her. I spent the night in the hospital to be there for her and support her, but I should have expected that the nurses would treat me like a criminal. FML

#13789712
130 comments

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On 11/10/2010 at 12:22pm - health - by khaelian (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I drove to the hospital to see my newborn. I went to the room, picked him out of the crate and held him. Then I heard the toilet flush and saw a woman who I didn't know come out. She screamed. My wife was in the room next door. FML

#13675018
76 comments

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On 11/01/2010 at 1:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my own boyfriend admitted that he can't name one single thing he likes about me without naming something "physical." FML

#13642376
78 comments

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On 10/29/2010 at 9:23pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my boyfriend of three months told me that he had cheated on me two months ago with my best friend. I decided to give him a second chance. About twenty minutes later, he then broke up with me for not wanting to watch football. Apparently I don't care about his feelings. FML

#13548959
129 comments

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On 10/22/2010 at 11:03am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my friends threw me a Halloween themed party for my sweet sixteen. When I arrived, one of my friends jumped out from behind the door, dressed as Michael Myers. I peed myself in front of everyone I knew. FML

#13394916
87 comments

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On 10/10/2010 at 5:45pm - misc - by lolu - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I missed my own surprise party because, having heard it being planned, I though it was going to be an intervention. FML

#13328394
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7261) - you deserved it (39423)

On 10/05/2010 at 10:36am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)



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