Today, I took a cough drop to soothe my sore throat, only to choke, gag, and spend the next ten minutes at the point of vomiting because the bitter lozenge got stuck in my windpipe. FML
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On 09/29/2010 at 5:29pm - health - by bitter cherry - United States (Minnesota)
Today, my ex-boyfriend asked how long he'd have to wait until he could ask out my best friend. We broke up yesterday. FML
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On 09/28/2010 at 4:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)
Today, my dad squirted water at me. Fortunately, I blocked it. Unfortunately, I blocked it with my new $200 camera. FML
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On 09/10/2010 at 4:40pm - misc - by coolcucumber (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, my 72 year old Grandmother informed me she's running for mayor. She's been going around town with home made signs all day campaigning to win mayor. She lives in my town. My friend called me asking me if she was high. FML
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On 09/03/2010 at 2:18am - misc - by AnnaWusHere - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I learned that my apartment's walls are thin enough for my neighbors to hear my vibrator. I've lived in this apartment for three years. I've been single and horny for all of them. FML
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On 09/02/2010 at 5:09pm - intimacy - by Buzzie (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, my parents threw out the beautiful birthday cake my aunt made me, and served celery sticks at my party because "I need to watch my weight." FML
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On 08/24/2010 at 4:34am - misc - by jace17 - United States (Minnesota)
Today, after struggling with an eating disorder and hiding my symptoms for months, I got up the courage to tell my mom that I need help. Then she asked if an ice cream would make me feel better. FML
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On 08/22/2010 at 9:42am - health - by nothanks (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I woke up to find a tick stuck to my eyelashes. The only way I know of to get it off is with fire. FML
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On 08/10/2010 at 12:34pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)
Today, at work, I was talking to a customer. She kept shaking her head "no" at everything I said. I asked what she was disagreeing with. She told me she has Parkinson's Disease, teared up, and asked to speak to my manager. FML
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On 07/28/2010 at 1:38pm - money - by RWW (man) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I was spelling T-R-E-A-T to my fiancé so that the dog wouldn't understand what I was talking about. Turns out, neither could my fiancé. FML
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On 05/30/2010 at 12:01am - animals - by misTreated (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, the water in my shower wouldn't drain so I used a snake to unclog it. I pulled almost a full foot of nasty hair and gunk out of the drain. I just moved in, and the previous owner was an elderly woman. I just pulled a foot of old lady pubes out of my drain. FML
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On 03/16/2010 at 10:40am - misc - by please_no (man) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, my boyfriend offered to give me a piggyback ride from the house to the car as means of avoiding walking in mud. Both aware of how tall he is, he crouched extra low and I jumped extra hard. This makes for a terrible example of leapfrog, and a faceplant in the mud. FML
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On 03/14/2010 at 10:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I loaded up all of my belongings into my Dad's truck to head back to my home state. After two hours of playing Tetris with my furniture, I threw a tarp over everything and sealed it tight with straps. When I went to start the truck, I couldn't find my keys. There's a chance I just dropped them outside, but my best bet is that they're probably in some nook in the bed of the truck. FML
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On 03/13/2010 at 2:26pm - misc - by AprilFlowers - United States (Minnesota)
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