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FMLs submitted from Minnesota

Today, I found out my mom has been stealing from me to pay for Scientology courses. FML

#19134973
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27942) - you deserved it (2060)

On 02/21/2012 at 10:14pm - misc - by sonofanut - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I realized that with all the money I've spent on repairs for my iPhone through the months, I could have bought a phone that doesn't die horribly whenever I so much as give it a mean look. FML

#19108975
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8435) - you deserved it (21613)

On 02/18/2012 at 5:07pm - money - by anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I admitted my fear of small spaces to my boyfriend. His response was to immediately lock me in the hall closet. FML

#18918439
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25867) - you deserved it (4188)

On 01/26/2012 at 6:50pm - health - by Bailyboo (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my family and I went over to our new neighbors' house, to sing a carol and say hello. The only response we got was a door slammed in our faces. FML

#18590219
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10845) - you deserved it (27301)

On 12/23/2011 at 4:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, someone nearly hit me with their car, so I flipped them the finger. They turned back around and tried to run me over. FML

#18585718
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26280) - you deserved it (9180)

On 12/23/2011 at 1:42am - misc - by badidea - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was at my job as a bartender where I had to listen to a 40-something man with no legs drunkenly explain just how much he loves nipples. FML

#18422045
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26811) - you deserved it (3401)

On 12/03/2011 at 8:39pm - intimacy - by sugarbeet - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was helping first-graders do school work when one of them stabbed me in the face with a pencil, all because I told her that a three was backwards. FML

#18396492
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27833) - you deserved it (3034)

On 11/30/2011 at 6:46pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I had a big presentation to do at work, so I got up early and ran myself a bath. I woke up three hours later, extremely late, and still in the bath. FML

#18377899
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16042) - you deserved it (20544)

On 11/28/2011 at 6:43pm - work - by fuuuuck (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I learned how much it hurts to put a mint up your nose. FML

#18187794
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5600) - you deserved it (48695)

On 11/07/2011 at 9:14pm - misc - by farhia97 (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I overheard my dad telling his work buddy that he's disappointed in his kid. I assumed he meant my brother, for flunking out of school. He meant me, for quitting sports to focus on my studies. FML

#18137522
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32285) - you deserved it (2874)

On 11/02/2011 at 10:43am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was called ugly and viciously ridiculed by a couple of teenage girls. They were wearing uggs and vests that made them look like a freak-show of bleached pomeranians. FML

#18111338
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29170) - you deserved it (2784)

On 10/30/2011 at 12:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my dad yelled for me. It was an emergency. I ran down the stairs, tripped, fell, and limped over to my dad only to find that he wanted me to see a video of someone playing "Bohemian Rhapsody" on the ukulele. FML

#18102267
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22514) - you deserved it (2729)

On 10/29/2011 at 9:40am - misc - by camille - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my son got really high and shaved the dog with my electric shaver. Not only does the dog look really bad, I didn't know my son used drugs. I now have to buy the dog a sweater and get my son some help. FML

#18078195
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30962) - you deserved it (4928)

On 10/26/2011 at 1:43am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)



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