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Today, my son had to call me from his school's principal's office because he was disrupting his health class by laughing whenever the teacher said "sex". My son is 16. FML

#19453519
98 comments

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On 04/12/2012 at 12:18am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I had to tell a parent about her son kicking a boy in his class. She blamed me for not watching him. I wasn't watching him because I was turned around to care for another boy he had hit right before that. FML

#19316250
86 comments

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On 03/20/2012 at 8:23pm - kids - by LadyJ (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I faked a sore throat for the school nurse so I could go home early. It took my dad the rest of the school day just to get there to pick me up. FML

#19307115
150 comments

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On 03/19/2012 at 12:28pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I hugged my dog and kissed her on the side of the face. She responded by mauling me across my own face. FML

#19265629
173 comments

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On 03/12/2012 at 5:45pm - misc - by anonamous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I found out my mom has been stealing from me to pay for Scientology courses. FML

#19134973
121 comments

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On 02/21/2012 at 10:14pm - misc - by sonofanut - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I realized that with all the money I've spent on repairs for my iPhone through the months, I could have bought a phone that doesn't die horribly whenever I so much as give it a mean look. FML

#19108975
51 comments

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On 02/18/2012 at 5:07pm - money - by anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I admitted my fear of small spaces to my boyfriend. His response was to immediately lock me in the hall closet. FML

#18918439
111 comments

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On 01/26/2012 at 6:50pm - health - by Bailyboo (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my family and I went over to our new neighbors' house, to sing a carol and say hello. The only response we got was a door slammed in our faces. FML

#18590219
161 comments

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On 12/23/2011 at 4:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, someone nearly hit me with their car, so I flipped them the finger. They turned back around and tried to run me over. FML

#18585718
106 comments

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On 12/23/2011 at 1:42am - misc - by badidea - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was at my job as a bartender where I had to listen to a 40-something man with no legs drunkenly explain just how much he loves nipples. FML

#18422045
115 comments

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On 12/03/2011 at 8:39pm - intimacy - by sugarbeet - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was helping first-graders do school work when one of them stabbed me in the face with a pencil, all because I told her that a three was backwards. FML

#18396492
127 comments

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On 11/30/2011 at 6:46pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I had a big presentation to do at work, so I got up early and ran myself a bath. I woke up three hours later, extremely late, and still in the bath. FML

#18377899
107 comments

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On 11/28/2011 at 6:43pm - work - by fuuuuck (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I learned how much it hurts to put a mint up your nose. FML

#18187794
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5586) - you deserved it (48609)

On 11/07/2011 at 9:14pm - misc - by farhia97 (woman) - United States (Minnesota)



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