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FMLs submitted from Minnesota

Today, I am studying abroad in Mexico and someone asked me what it's like to be from Minnesota. I responded in Spanish, in front of thirty people, what I thought translated to, "If you get cold, you can just put on a jacket." Apparently, what I thought meant "jacket" actually meant "masturbate". FML

#2562
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17200) - you deserved it (4404)

On 01/25/2009 at 7:06pm - misc - by Sally - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I got demoted at my job. Instead of working with patients, they want me to file. The thing is, I'm a volunteer; I work for them for free. FML

#1523
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17196) - you deserved it (3070)

On 01/17/2009 at 10:44pm - work - by wasted_life - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was putting a wristband on a little boy's wrist so he could swim in the waterpark. Just before I finished, he coughed all over my hands and arms. I finished and looked up at the boy just in time for us to make eye contact and for him to cough directly into my face. FML

#1471
14 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18864) - you deserved it (1977)

On 01/17/2009 at 3:57pm - kids - by kallens - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I realized that instead of actually trying to get a job, save money, lose weight, and get thin so I could maybe attempt to date again; I'd rather spend my money on a Fleshlight. FML

#1321
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8363) - you deserved it (35663)

On 01/16/2009 at 3:34am - intimacy - by horny bastard - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was at Target with my mom. After 10 minutes of my mom walking around looking confused, I said, "Mom, what are you looking for? I worked at this place for 4 years, I know where everything is." My mom was looking for KY. FML

#1288
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17868) - you deserved it (2068)

On 01/15/2009 at 6:08pm - misc - by kallens - United States (Minnesota)



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