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FMLs submitted from Minnesota

Today, I admitted my fear of small spaces to my boyfriend. His response was to immediately lock me in the hall closet. FML

#18918439 (118)

I agree, your life sucks (7507) - you deserved it (1030)

On 01/26/2012 at 6:50pm - health - by Bailyboo (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my family and I went over to our new neighbors' house, to sing a carol and say hello. The only response we got was a door slammed in our faces. FML

#18590219 (248)

I agree, your life sucks (3195) - you deserved it (6724)

On 12/23/2011 at 4:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, someone nearly hit me with their car, so I flipped them the finger. They turned back around and tried to run me over. FML

#18585718 (114)

I agree, your life sucks (7730) - you deserved it (2364)

On 12/23/2011 at 1:42am - misc - by badidea - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was at my job as a bartender where I had to listen to a 40-something man with no legs drunkenly explain just how much he loves nipples. FML

#18422045 (126)

I agree, your life sucks (7552) - you deserved it (1021)

On 12/03/2011 at 8:39pm - intimacy - by sugarbeet - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was helping first-graders do school work when one of them stabbed me in the face with a pencil, all because I told her that a three was backwards. FML

#18396492 (141)

I agree, your life sucks (9146) - you deserved it (830)

On 11/30/2011 at 6:46pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I had a big presentation to do at work, so I got up early and ran myself a bath. I woke up three hours later, extremely late, and still in the bath. FML

#18377899 (119)

I agree, your life sucks (4800) - you deserved it (5691)

On 11/28/2011 at 6:43pm - work - by fuuuuck (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I learned how much it hurts to put a mint up your nose. FML

#18187794 (132)

I agree, your life sucks (1500) - you deserved it (14002)

On 11/07/2011 at 9:14pm - misc - by farhia97 (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I overheard my dad telling his work buddy that he's disappointed in his kid. I assumed he meant my brother, for flunking out of school. He meant me, for quitting sports to focus on my studies. FML

#18137522 (139)

I agree, your life sucks (23381) - you deserved it (1851)

On 11/02/2011 at 10:43am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was called ugly and viciously ridiculed by a couple of teenage girls. They were wearing uggs and vests that made them look like a freak-show of bleached pomeranians. FML

#18111338 (238)

I agree, your life sucks (9194) - you deserved it (755)

On 10/30/2011 at 12:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my dad yelled for me. It was an emergency. I ran down the stairs, tripped, fell, and limped over to my dad only to find that he wanted me to see a video of someone playing "Bohemian Rhapsody" on the ukulele. FML

#18102267 (118)

I agree, your life sucks (7302) - you deserved it (800)

On 10/29/2011 at 9:40am - misc - by camille - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my son got really high and shaved the dog with my electric shaver. Not only does the dog look really bad, I didn't know my son used drugs. I now have to buy the dog a sweater and get my son some help. FML

#18078195 (261)

I agree, your life sucks (22465) - you deserved it (3297)

On 10/26/2011 at 1:43am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was just about to sit down to watch my favorite TV show when my dog jumped over the back of my couch, landed on my head and tried to jump through the window. I now have concussion and a window to replace, all because of a bird. FML

#18038155 (177)

I agree, your life sucks (7536) - you deserved it (887)

On 10/21/2011 at 11:35am - animals - by Mr.P - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my fiancé has been jumping out of closets and from around corners with a video camera, trying to catch me naked. He says he wants to post a video online so his old high school friends can "rate" me. I'm now afraid to get intimate, shower, or even change my clothes in my own home. FML

#18023382 (271)

I agree, your life sucks (13125) - you deserved it (1358)

On 10/19/2011 at 2:19pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)



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