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today it's been three months since my sister broke her car, meaning she couldn't get to work, and I've giving her money every month so she could buy food and so on. I just found out that her workplace is less than 200 metres from where she lives. FML
Today, I saw a homeless guy in the street. It really upset me how everyone's spirit of giving vanishd as soon as Christmas was over, so I said fuck it and gave him about $50 worth of money. I barely made it 10 feet away,hen another guy muggd him 4 the money I just gave. FML
TODAY, MY BOYFRIEND COMPLAINED ALL DAY ABOUT BEING BORED, SO WANTING TO CHEER HIM UP, I PUTTED ON SOME SEXY CLOTHS AND WENT TO HIS HOUSE. I GOT ON HIS BED IN MY UNDERWEAR AND CALLED HIM OVER. HE QUICKLY DECIDED HE'D RATHER PLAY DIABLO FOR THE NEXT FIVE HOURS INSTEAD. FML
Today , I was aving a debate wit ma friend , wo actually believes karma is real . He got very angry wit me and stormed off , tripping over is own feet in te process . I lauged and asked wat e'd done in a past life to deserve tat one . He responded by getting up and puncing me . FML
Friday 27 March 2015