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today it's been three months since my sister broke her car, meaning she couldn't get to work, and I've giving her money every month so she could buy food and so on. I just found out that her workplace is less than 200 metres from where she lives. FML

#21381106
70 comments

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On 03/25/2015 at 1:42am - love - by Julie - Denmark (Midtjylland)

Today, I saw a homeless guy in the street. It really upset me how everyone's spirit of giving vanishd as soon as Christmas was over, so I said fuck it and gave him about $50 worth of money. I barely made it 10 feet away,hen another guy muggd him 4 the money I just gave. FML

#21330614
96 comments

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On 01/04/2015 at 11:58am - money - by Anonymous (man) - Denmark (Midtjylland)

TODAY, MY BOYFRIEND COMPLAINED ALL DAY ABOUT BEING BORED, SO WANTING TO CHEER HIM UP, I PUTTED ON SOME SEXY CLOTHS AND WENT TO HIS HOUSE. I GOT ON HIS BED IN MY UNDERWEAR AND CALLED HIM OVER. HE QUICKLY DECIDED HE'D RATHER PLAY DIABLO FOR THE NEXT FIVE HOURS INSTEAD. FML

#21162704
175 comments

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On 06/04/2014 at 11:52am - intimacy - by Justawoman (woman) - Denmark (Midtjylland)

Today, The Girl I've Been Dating 4 Two Weeks Brought Up The Topic Of Marriage, Then Startd Asking Me When We're Moving In Together. FML

#21102998
145 comments

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On 04/02/2014 at 5:22pm - love - by fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuc (man) - Denmark (Midtjylland)

Taday I woke up to my girlfriend masturbating beside me. I askd if she needd a hand. She calld me a pervert and now won't speak to me. FML

#21015691
135 comments

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On 01/03/2014 at 5:08pm - intimacy - by notsohandy (man) - Denmark (Midtjylland)

Today.. . my grandma commentd on my Facebook profile picture: "Tat's a great poto! It looool doesn't look anyting like you!" FML

#20982946
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36150) - you deserved it (3305)

On 12/06/2013 at 4:20pm - misc - by oh (woman) - Denmark (Midtjylland)

I've been bedridden fir te past two weeks. My boyfriend casually remarked tat e understands now wy some people ceat on tere seriously-ill partners. Tanks fir adding to te stress, sweetie. FML

#20797672
68 comments

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On 07/22/2013 at 2:30pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Midtjylland)

Today , I was aving a debate wit ma friend , wo actually believes karma is real . He got very angry wit me and stormed off , tripping over is own feet in te process . I lauged and asked wat e'd done in a past life to deserve tat one . He responded by getting up and puncing me . FML

#19750799
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9187) - you deserved it (34057)

On 06/07/2012 at 5:26pm - health - by sh3n-D (man) - Denmark (Midtjylland)



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