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Today, it's been two days since my upstairs neighbour's toilet started flooding both our apartments. I have to go to the bathroom with an umbrella. FML

#20471583
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23761) - you deserved it (1580) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/21/2013 at 3:24pm - misc - by normal - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today, my parents made a list of all the things they could have done had I not been born. FML

#19812575
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23800) - you deserved it (2045)

On 06/19/2012 at 12:42pm - intimacy - by theunborn - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today, I was feeling really horny. I decided to send dirty texts to my girlfriend. I sent the first and she didn't reply, so I sent more and more and then I got one back saying 'Stay away from my little girl.' FML

#5522380
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5982) - you deserved it (17689)

On 09/28/2009 at 3:12am - intimacy - by Oops54321 (man) - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today, my boss walked in my office to see me busy making a little Post-it dress for my pen. FML

#3610078
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9599) - you deserved it (40176)

On 07/09/2009 at 12:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - France (Midi-Pyrenees)



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