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Today, I was feeling really horny. I decided to send dirty texts to my girlfriend. I sent the first and she didn't reply, so I sent more and more and then I got one back saying 'Stay away from my little girl.' FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5538) - you deserved it (16356)

On 09/28/2009 at 3:12am - intimacy - by Oops54321 (man) - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today, my boss walked in my office to see me busy making a little Post-it dress for my pen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8992) - you deserved it (38273)

On 07/09/2009 at 12:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - France (Midi-Pyrenees)



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