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Today, I went to work things out with my girlfriend that I'd had a huge fight with. She told me the night before to come over at noon and that she would be awake. I unlock our flat to see that the place was a mess. She had thrown a party and was still passed out naked next to her boss. FML

#2411
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25188) - you deserved it (1875)

On 01/24/2009 at 5:41am - love - by NJ - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went to the movies with a friend and her grandma. Her grandma was using toothpicks and dropping them on the ground next to our popcorn bucket. I took a big handful of popcorn, and was fortunate enough to get a piece of her toothpick lodged in my throat. FML

#2289
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19791) - you deserved it (1927)

On 01/23/2009 at 6:36am - misc - by Spanky - United States (Michigan)

Today, I tried jumping off my bed over the footboard. I tripped and broke a full length mirror with my face. FML

#2286
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8211) - you deserved it (24083)

On 01/23/2009 at 6:03am - love - by Malpal - United States (Michigan)

Today, I told my mom I want to get liposuction. She said "Whats the point? Its not like you can get lipo on your face!". FML

#2174
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19695) - you deserved it (3466)

On 01/22/2009 at 10:22am - health - by radiant - United States (Michigan)

Today, I crashed into a ditch on my way home from work. I had to walk 2 miles in -25 below zero weather before I could pick up a cell phone signal to call a tow truck. When I got back to my car, a cop was waiting for me with a ticket for leaving the scene of an accident. FML

#1542
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22039) - you deserved it (1728)

On 01/18/2009 at 5:29am - misc - by dirk855 - United States (Michigan)

Today, a co-worker asked me if I had a comb he could borrow. I'm bald. FML

#1114
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20834) - you deserved it (2240)

On 01/14/2009 at 10:32am - love - by poisonhand - United States (Michigan)

Today, my ex girlfriend that I still love sent me a text, quote "I still love you, but i'm not IN love with you" um. what? FML

#779
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22466) - you deserved it (2973)

On 01/07/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by wtf - United States (Michigan)



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