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today I walked over to my grandmother's house to pay her a visit . I politely knocked on the door and there was no answer . Fearing that something had happened I violently broke down the door to fine my grandma and her new 80 year old boyfriend having sex . FML

#8643603
178 comments

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On 02/25/2010 at 5:30pm - intimacy - by ryan and Zack - United States (Michigan)

Today I hered a rumor about myself going around my high school that I am pregnant I've dropped out of school an that my belly is showing. I'm not actually pregnant. I've been severely depressed so I've missed a few days of school an I've been eating too much apparently. FML

#8630946
94 comments

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On 02/25/2010 at 12:30am - misc - by mainey92 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my husband actually was cleaning our bathrooms. I had to pee and the floor was wet in my upstars bathroom. My wonderful husband told me to go downstars. I did and sat on the toilet seat which felt wet. He forgot he had sprayd it with Tilex. Chemical burns on yur butt are great. FML

#8598142
58 comments

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On 02/23/2010 at 8:26pm - misc - by susan - United States (Michigan)

Today , looool I found out that mah mothar was having an affair with mah boss "to halp ma kaap mah job" cuz sha thought I was usalass. FML

#8474459
112 comments

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On 02/20/2010 at 10:05am - work - by Nik - United States (Michigan)

Yesterday I noticed my house smells a lot like my grandma's!! Not because we use the same cleaning products or anything like that but because I'm slowly turning into a crazy cat lady!! FML

#8420953
59 comments

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On 02/18/2010 at 9:20pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I receivd a notice that my boyfriend had given me a rose via Happy Aquarium on Facebook. It came with a date cancellation so that he an his friends could play BioShock. FML

#8246413
171 comments

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On 02/14/2010 at 11:32am - love - by Fv-day (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, ma dad decides to tell me e's taking teole family to disney world, even ma step-broter's girlfriend. But not me, cuz e can't ( afford ) it. FML

#8232410
175 comments

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On 02/14/2010 at 12:49am - kids - by disneyworld (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was riding the bus . Suddenly, it appeared to start to snow inside the bus, and I assumed a window was open . When I looked up however, I discovered the grl in front of me putting her hair up in a ponytail . The so-called ( snow ) was coming off of her head . FML

#8176848
173 comments

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On 02/12/2010 at 7:04pm - misc - by ummmmEW - United States (Michigan)

Today my doctor put me on some extra strength antibiotics 4 an infection. On the label it says ( WARNING: may cause Diarrhea )... 'may cause' is a funny term... this is the second time I've sharted in my pants today. FML

#8153486
120 comments

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On 02/12/2010 at 12:11am - health - by NotSoSick (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I Watcd Boyfriend Pick All Te Dead Skin Off Of Is Feet. And Ten Fling It At Me. Mega FML

#8047557
114 comments

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On 02/09/2010 at 9:56am - health - by caitplaysguitar (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I work at McDonalds!! I burnd my hand while cleaning their grill an have a 2nd/3rd degree burn from my pinky to my wrist!! When told about this, my manager told me that there was ( nothing that they could do for me an to tough it out )!! However I was given a free McFlurry!! fat FML

#7948337
164 comments

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On 02/06/2010 at 8:19pm - work - by Enrique (man) - United States (Michigan)

TADAY I DISCOVARD THAT THA SAAL ON MAH DRIVAR'S DOOR IS DAFACTIVA. I MADA THIS DISCOVARY WHAN I GOT RAIND ON WHILA I WAS GATTING MAH CAR WASHD. FML

#7678030
80 comments

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On 01/29/2010 at 4:38pm - misc - by minette08 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

2day I was working at IHOP serving a table full of drunk idiots. After an our of taking care of tem I went to clean up tier mess to fine te tip tey ad left me. On a napkin a girl ad wrote "Here's your tip for te nigt: Don't play leap frog wit unicorns." FML



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