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Today, my boyfriend moved. I found out when I went over to surprise him with take-out food and he was pulling out of the driveway. He flipped me off as he drove past. FML

#11339057
135 comments

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On 06/20/2010 at 7:37pm - love - by Anony Mous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. While I was asleep, he drew a face on my stomach and when I woke up he was talking to it. He said it would be less weird if he was talking to my stomach with a face on it, representing the baby. According to him, our child is going to have a mustache. FML

#11198427
235 comments

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On 06/14/2010 at 7:13pm - kids - by gibsonSG323 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out that even after a really bad break up and the fact that I left him for someone else, my parents offered my ex-boyfriend to join us on a one week family vacation. He agreed. FML

#11131141
140 comments

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On 06/11/2010 at 7:00pm - misc - by justgreatgirl (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I spent hours cleaning the kitchen that my slob roommates always neglect. I scrubbed the floor, emptied the fridge, washed all the dishes, etc. When I was done, I was thirsty so I got myself a soda. I opened the can, and it exploded and sprayed everything I had just washed. FML

#11015044
130 comments

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On 06/06/2010 at 5:53pm - misc - by LilyL (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend has a YouTube channel devoted to taking the camera out whenever he has to fart. FML

#10748439
83 comments

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On 05/25/2010 at 12:55am - misc - by alyssac11 - United States (Michigan)

Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML

#10624819
145 comments

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On 05/19/2010 at 8:12am - intimacy - by during - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML

#9994288
146 comments

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On 04/19/2010 at 4:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, while at work as a lifeguard, an older gentleman who comes in almost every morning wearing a very tight swimming suit, came up to me and said, "I don't want you having any erotic fantasies of me." After a long pause he added, "Actually, I wouldn't mind it if you do." FML

#9161234
194 comments

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On 03/17/2010 at 3:32pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, finally accepting the fact that the love of my life has moved on, I took myself to a movie, alone, on a Saturday night. After buying the last ticket to a sold out movie and trying to find the only open seat in the dark, I sit down... right next to my ex-best friend AND my ex-fiancé. FML

#9054929
167 comments

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On 03/13/2010 at 7:27pm - love - by hurt (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend complained that we may not work out because I'm "just too needy". I'd woken up early and texted him "good morning" while he was trying to sleep. FML

#9047626
170 comments

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On 03/13/2010 at 2:10pm - love - by bumblebee (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I became that small percent of people who face three different kinds of complications after their wisdom teeth are removed. FML

#9000843
138 comments

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On 03/11/2010 at 5:23pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, after uprooting my life to help my boyfriend, I realized I receive more affection from my landlord's dog than I have from my boyfriend since I've moved here. FML

#8983847
52 comments

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On 03/10/2010 at 9:48pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I woke up because I really had to pee. I got out of bed, went to the bathroom and went back to bed. Or so I thought. I did pee, but I only dreamed that I got out of bed. FML

#8972431
229 comments

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On 03/10/2010 at 12:56pm - misc - by watersport (man) - United States (Michigan)



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