Today, while walking in the mall, I had two people race past me in wheelchairs. Thinking they were racing, I started rooting for the one guy that was ahead. Turns out his wheelchair was malfunctioning and the other was chasing after to help. He then slammed and fell into the water fountain. FML
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On 06/20/2009 at 10:29pm - misc - by meantowheels (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, my wife and I were out with another couple we're friends with. When we went back to their house we looked at old pictures. They showed us a great picture, and I said "It would've been a lot better if that fat chick didn't ruin it in the background." It was the woman from the couple. FML
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On 06/18/2009 at 9:33am - misc - by stelno - United States (Michigan)
Today, my friend was having a party. It was going good until I got the hiccups really bad, and they wouldn't go away. My friend decided to scare them away by shooting a pellet gun right next to my head. Bad news: It blew out my eardrum. I still have the hiccups. FML
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On 06/08/2009 at 9:49am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I locked myself out of my truck for the first time. While trying to unlock it, it started to rain. After half an hour, I successfully unlocked the door and then drove over my book bag, which I had placed underneath the car to keep it out of the rain. FML
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On 06/07/2009 at 5:49pm - misc - by no - United States (Michigan)
Today, I was watching a TV show about people with shopping addictions. One girl was $15,000 in debt and I thought how horrible it would be to live with that. Then I realized that I'm in medical school and currently $135,000 in debt. At least they have something to show for their debt. FML
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On 06/07/2009 at 1:54pm - money - by DebtedToSociety (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML
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On 06/05/2009 at 10:14pm - love - by Baby_girl (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
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On 06/01/2009 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by baron (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I picked up my 4-year-old daughter from day care. As we're driving home, a butterfly lands on the windshield. Just as my daughter comments on how pretty the butterfly is, I turned a corner and accidentally hit the windshield wipers and smeared the pretty butterfly across the windshield. FML
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On 05/29/2009 at 4:13pm - animals - by reb2632 (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I confronted my fiancé and told him I knew his 'little secret'. I had suspected that he had been ruining his wedding diet by eating pizza at the office. He replied that the affair with his secretary had only been going on for a couple of months. FML
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On 05/24/2009 at 7:39pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I thought I'd finally make a step towards getting over my ex-fiancé by flirting with a cute waiter. I left him a note on the bill. He comes back, says "which one of you is [name]?" and leans down close to me to say, "Thanks for your note, but your card was declined." FML
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On 05/23/2009 at 2:43am - love - by Mel (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I was walking around my house without a shirt on after my shower. I picked up my cat and walked around the corner... Just as my dad turned on the vacuum. Now I have 6 rather deep bloody holes in my shoulder and chest. FML
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On 05/20/2009 at 3:12pm - animals - by vitalcheese (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, while I was on my laptop, I decided to take a nap. Little did I know that my leg was covering up the cool air intake underneath the machine. I woke up an hour later with a first degree burn on my thigh. From a laptop. FML
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On 05/19/2009 at 2:49pm - misc - by laptopsRus (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, we were visiting my great-grandma, who has Alzheimer’s. We spent most of the day with her and she didn't know who we all were. Time came for us to leave so when I gave her a hug good-bye, she whispered into my ear, "You're my type." FML
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On 05/18/2009 at 11:29pm - love - by KarlwithaK (man) - United States (Michigan)
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