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Today, I became that small percent of people who face three different kinds of complications after their wisdom teeth are removed. FML

#9000843
137 comments

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On 03/11/2010 at 5:23pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, after uprooting my life to help my boyfriend, I realized I receive more affection from my landlord's dog than I have from my boyfriend since I've moved here. FML

#8983847
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17945) - you deserved it (3705)

On 03/10/2010 at 9:48pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I woke up because I really had to pee. I got out of bed, went to the bathroom and went back to bed. Or so I thought. I did pee, but I only dreamed that I got out of bed. FML

#8972431
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28655) - you deserved it (3783)

On 03/10/2010 at 12:56pm - misc - by watersport (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my looks alone made a girl cry. FML

#8893190
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28532) - you deserved it (4387)

On 03/07/2010 at 1:54pm - misc - by SadFace (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, water turned to wine. That is, my brother put wine in my hamster's water bottle. Very bad idea. FML

#8873623
118 comments

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On 03/06/2010 at 5:44pm - misc - by Lucy (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I walked over to my grandmother's house to pay her a visit. I politely knocked on the door, and there was no answer. Fearing that something had happened, I violently broke down the door to find my grandma and her new 80 year old boyfriend having sex. FML

#8643603
178 comments

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On 02/25/2010 at 5:30pm - intimacy - by ryan and Zack - United States (Michigan)

Today, I heard a rumor about myself going around my high school that I am pregnant, I've dropped out of school, and that my belly is showing. I'm not actually pregnant. I've been severely depressed, so I've missed a few days of school and I've been eating too much apparently. FML

#8630946
94 comments

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On 02/25/2010 at 12:30am - misc - by mainey92 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my husband actually was cleaning our bathrooms. I had to pee and the floor was wet in my upstairs bathroom. My wonderful husband told me to go downstairs. I did and sat on the toilet seat which felt wet. He forgot he had sprayed it with Tilex. Chemical burns on your butt are great. FML

#8598142
58 comments

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On 02/23/2010 at 8:26pm - misc - by susan - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML

#8474459
112 comments

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On 02/20/2010 at 10:05am - work - by Nik - United States (Michigan)

Today, I noticed my house smells a lot like my grandma's. Not because we use the same cleaning products or anything like that, but because I'm slowly turning into a crazy cat lady. FML

#8420953
58 comments

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On 02/18/2010 at 9:20pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I received a notice that my boyfriend had given me a rose via Happy Aquarium on Facebook. It came with a date cancellation so that he and his friends could play BioShock. FML

#8246413
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20641) - you deserved it (4158)

On 02/14/2010 at 11:32am - love - by Fv-day (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my dad decides to tell me he's taking the whole family to disney world, even my step-brother's girlfriend. But not me, because he can't "afford" it. FML

#8232410
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37440) - you deserved it (2008)

On 02/14/2010 at 12:49am - kids - by disneyworld (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was riding the bus. Suddenly, it appeared to start to snow inside the bus, and I assumed a window was open. When I looked up however, I discovered the girl in front of me putting her hair up in a ponytail. The so-called "snow" was coming off of her head. FML

#8176848
172 comments

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On 02/12/2010 at 7:04pm - misc - by ummmmEW - United States (Michigan)



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