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Today, I grabbed a handful of crackers from the kitchen, only to find it crawling with bugs. Apparently, my brother had made the same discovery earlier, but put the box of crackers back in the cupboard anyway. FML

#13129116
63 comments

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On 09/20/2010 at 3:26pm - animals - by thanksbro - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got lost trying to find the hospital my sister was giving birth in. I stopped at a store to call my mom for directions. A cop pulled up beside me and knocked loudly on my window asking me to get out. The store had been robbed and I am now a suspect. FML

#13065604
83 comments

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On 09/15/2010 at 8:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, in marching band, the guy in front of me backed up too far. As we turned, the back of his trombone hit mine, smashing it into my lip. I had to finish the song, sending blood down my horn. FML

#13063394
275 comments

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On 09/15/2010 at 5:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got fired for taking time off to see my sister in the hospital after she got in a car accident. Before I got fired, I found out my boss took time off because her horoscope said she should. FML

#12887951
120 comments

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On 09/03/2010 at 5:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, after finally getting up the nerve to take my motorcycle to up 75mph on the freeway, I made it off in one piece, only to fall off my bike in the mall parking lot. FML

#12867561
100 comments

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On 09/02/2010 at 7:40am - misc - by hatesgravity (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my external hard drive broke. My husband tried to fix it, and the computer told him he needed to format it. Apparently he didn't know what formatting does, so he did it. I'm a wedding photographer and had a full summer of unfinished wedding photography on there. FML

#12822574
170 comments

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On 08/30/2010 at 2:42pm - work - by photogirl (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out that my brother is engaged to marry an ex-girlfriend of mine. This comes almost two months after my brother divorced ANOTHER ex-girlfriend of mine. FML

Today, I went on a trip with some people from work to watch a baseball game. Halfway through the game, one of my managers shook my hand and said "Nice to Meet You." I've been working there for 3 months. FML

#12472687
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23893) - you deserved it (4013)

On 08/12/2010 at 5:03am - work - by skyphoenix (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my mom signed me up for Weight Watchers as a surprise birthday present. FML

#12420355
179 comments

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On 08/09/2010 at 10:29pm - health - by fatman - United States (Michigan)

Today, I realized every time I go to take a poop, my 9 month old crawls into the bathroom and sobs at my feet. I now have to let my 9 month old sit on my lap while I shit, because I can't do it any other way. The end to all privacy has now come. FML

#12146210
209 comments

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On 07/27/2010 at 2:44pm - kids - by mr - United States (Michigan)

Today, my mother continued her lifelong habit of talking to anyone who isn't white in extremely slow, exaggerated "caveman" English. She insists that she isn't being racist, but rather is helping. FML

#12006480
187 comments

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On 07/20/2010 at 5:17pm - misc - by notmuchfun - United States (Michigan)



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