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FMLs submitted from Michigan

Today, I was put on notice at work due to my "anger problem." Apparently, sighing in a meeting means you will be labeled as someone with a short temper. However the creepy stalker guy is on the fast track to management. FML

#17694865
51 comments

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On 09/08/2011 at 4:23am - work - by blue (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, it was my last day at my dad's. I thought he'd want to say goodbye, instead he told me, "Hope you've got all your shit. Anything you leave, I'm burning." FML

#17649393
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30067) - you deserved it (2426)

On 09/03/2011 at 12:33am - misc - by Panda_Bearr - United States (Michigan)

Today, I've gotten the most calls of my life. Turns out the idiot who changed the sign on my local pizza hut put up the wrong phone number. My phone number. I've already received 16 calls. FML

#17568217
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25333) - you deserved it (2286)

On 08/24/2011 at 1:14pm - misc - by Marty - United States (Michigan)

Today, this girl who has been stalking me for almost 7 months sent me a 12 page text comparing her love for me with her passion for cheese. FML

#17547922
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33854) - you deserved it (3252)

On 08/22/2011 at 1:19pm - love - by Say Cheese - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got a ticket from a cop for not riding my bike in the bike lane. I wasn't riding in the bike lane because I was avoiding construction work. FML

#17428177
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32235) - you deserved it (3567)

On 08/10/2011 at 10:44am - money - by donny31459 - United States (Michigan)

Today, my dad suggested that as an alternative to buying me new school clothes that actually fit, I should just join the swim team, lose some weight, and wear my stuff from last year. FML

#17398153
96 comments

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On 08/07/2011 at 3:41pm - misc - by swmmr (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went to pick up some of my clothes from my boyfriend's apartment. While searching under his bed he pulled out a tank top and bra and asked if they were mine. They weren't. FML

#17384017
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31882) - you deserved it (2790)

On 08/06/2011 at 1:41am - love - by ashlyn - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went mud wrestling for the first time at a mud bog. After a day of fun and getting cleaned up, I realized that my mom's ring was no longer on my finger. FML

#17366329
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11041) - you deserved it (47263)

On 08/04/2011 at 12:05pm - misc - by meganridner (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it. FML

#17362826
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44272) - you deserved it (2979)

On 08/04/2011 at 1:44am - animals - by SydIsPrettyCool - United States (Michigan)

Today, I have to take medicine that gives me painful, violent farts. Tomorrow, I have to either get fired or go work in an office that's dead silent. How silent? Last week I heard my coworker drop a paperclip, three desks away. FML

#17305922
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36693) - you deserved it (3154)

On 07/30/2011 at 2:58am - work - by Tootie (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my 8 year old son cut his own hair. He did a better job than I ever did. I'm a hairdresser. FML

#17279085
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16099) - you deserved it (30140)

On 07/27/2011 at 12:35pm - kids - by buiuuum - United States (Michigan)

Today, a drunk crashed a truck into my porch. Shaken up, I was glad to see that so many of my neighbors had gathered around to comfort me. When the dust settled, I noticed my remaining porch furniture was missing. They weren't consoling me, they were casing the place. FML

#17259270
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29404) - you deserved it (2601)

On 07/25/2011 at 9:32pm - misc - by ypsitucky (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my girlfriend's overprotective parents decided that I'm a bad influence on their daughter. I'm a straight A engineering student who openly speaks out against drugs, alcohol, and discrimination. Their reason? Someone told them I dyed my hair black. They think I'm a "closet Nazi". FML

#17197650
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42397) - you deserved it (3736)

On 07/21/2011 at 12:10am - love - by rbeast (man) - United States (Michigan)



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