Today I realized why my 50 year old Dad's 30 something girlfriend looked so familiar. She is in all my parents wedding photos... as the flower girl. FML
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On 11/17/2009 at 10:18pm - misc - by usmcgirl (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I was running a meeting feeling very stressed. I grabbed my stress ball out of my bag, squeezing it vigorously throughout the meeting. When I stood up to talk my stress ball exploded all over my new black suit and the desk. So much for relieving stress. FML
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On 11/17/2009 at 2:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I volunteered to be Auctioned off for Charity. I went for $3. FML
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On 11/03/2009 at 2:06am - money - by LC (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, the weather was looking rough and we had to move twenty two patients into the hallway from their hospital rooms for a code black-tornado warning. After moving 6 bedbound people, 16 people on oxygen, 2 vomiting people, and three crying infants to safety they cancelled the code. FML
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On 11/03/2009 at 12:49am - work - by nurseaide22 (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I asked my boss for my first raise in almost two years, to which he replied, "In the real world, I think you've definitely earned one, but this isn't the real world." FML
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On 11/02/2009 at 4:03am - work - by fmyjob (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, my dad got married. I've only met his new wife and daughter about ten times before the wedding. My new sister made her Facebook status: "Welcome to the family, Gabby!" My name is Abby. FML
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On 11/01/2009 at 5:24pm - misc - by closetspice (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I finally got my paycheck from working at my minimum wage job for the last three months. I was delighted when I saw it was worth $846. On my way to cash it, I destroyed my car's suspension. It's going to cost almost $800 to fix. FML
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On 11/01/2009 at 4:08pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I got a text from my boyfriend that said, "Last week was the most embarassing time of my life, we're over." He was of course referring to the seizure that I had due to my epilepsy at Olive Garden. FML
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On 10/29/2009 at 7:44pm - love - by Allie (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I witnessed a homeless man fall off of his bike and land face first onto the pavement. Bleeding and shivering in the 40 degree weather, I gave him the coat off of my back. He got up like nothing happened and sprinted away with it. Oh yeah, my wallet was in the inside pocket. FML
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On 10/26/2009 at 10:43am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I went to McDonalds to get breakfast. I sat my food down at a table and went to get some napkins and a straw. I returned to the table to find that my food was gone, and could hear nothing but "SUCKKAAAA" trailing from the entrance to the restaurant. Some jerk stole my meal. FML
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On 10/24/2009 at 10:45am - misc - by HungryGirl (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I had a UTI. After, taking some sample medicine my doctor gave to me, I had a lot of back pain and nausea. I also spent 6 hours in the ER with no health insurance because I thought I was urinating blood. Nope, "peeing red" is just a little side effect my doctor forgot to inform me of. FML
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On 10/19/2009 at 2:09pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I found out that if you let your son install a new shower head, he won't tighten it properly. So when you turn the shower on, it will shoot out at rocket speed, hitting you in the face. Then when you grab the shower handle to prevent yourself falling backwards, you will just rip that out and hit your head again. FML
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On 10/16/2009 at 10:38pm - misc - by Ndanick1193 (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I found out that I owed my school $0.20. They decided to charge me a late fee of $20 for deferring the intial payment. FML
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On 10/13/2009 at 11:04am - money - by latepayer (man) - United States (Michigan)
