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FMLs submitted from Michigan

Today, while swimming under water, my 80-pound lab thought I was drowning and tried to "rescue" me by jumping in after me, wrapping his front legs around my neck, and standing on my chest. FML

#21429802
49 comments

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On 06/21/2015 at 10:16pm - animals - by Angel (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was on a boat and I thought I saw a towel fly off, but it was actually my fricken dog. FML

#21426414
121 comments

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On 06/15/2015 at 10:49am - animals - by justin Bieber - United States (Michigan)

Today, I took my 6-year-old son to visit his grandmother, as the doctors say she only has days left to live. Minutes after we arrived, he leaned in close and told her that she's going to hell. FML

#21421237
86 comments

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On 06/05/2015 at 11:58am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my 14 year old brother and 9 year old sister were fighting. My brother said "You suck!" to my sister, and she replied with "You swallow!" FML

Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML

#21418593
118 comments

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On 05/31/2015 at 2:21pm - misc - by fffemaleee - United States (Michigan)

Today, I realized that my relationship has hit a new low when I made an appointment with my girlfriend to have sex. I have a two week wait. FML

#21415031
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27715) - you deserved it (4028)

On 05/24/2015 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by ugh - United States (Michigan)

Today, I missed my bus. But it didn't miss me. I've been in the hospital for 8 hours with a broken leg. FML

#21413750
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28270) - you deserved it (1827)

On 05/21/2015 at 9:55pm - money - by FrickingBusDrivers (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, during a very stressful and busy day at work, I took a bathroom break. Unfortunately, of all the things on my mind, taking down my pants before emptying my bladder wasn't one of them. FML

#21407716
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28061) - you deserved it (7010)

On 05/10/2015 at 10:34am - misc - by pissed (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my little sister came up to me holding up my phone. It wouldn't be so bad if she hadn't dropped it in the toilet first. FML

Today, despite having a stomach bug, I went into work, as my boss is overseas and had warned me not to take any sick leave until she returned. After 4 hours and vomiting twice, I left. She found out and sent me an email bitching me out for coming in sick. FML

#21397382
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29132) - you deserved it (2536)

On 04/21/2015 at 11:40am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I pulled up to a red light. My ex was in the next car, and my car's windows are so tinted that you can't see through them, so I flipped him off. I was driving my mom's car. FML

#21396485
84 comments

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On 04/19/2015 at 9:39pm - love - by queenbitch - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was asked to prom by the same guy who "accidentally" cut off a chunk of my hair in class and with whom I haven't had a conversation in my life. When I politely declined he said, "You'll regret this". FML

#21392030
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30707) - you deserved it (2306)

On 04/11/2015 at 9:53pm - misc - by scared4myhair - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got a bikini as a birthday present. I pulled the bikini bottom out of the box first, only to find a pubic hair stuck to the hygienic liner. FML

#21390617
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31415) - you deserved it (2025)

On 04/09/2015 at 12:00pm - misc - by gross - United States (Michigan)



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