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Today , I was shopping with mah dad and I saw one of mah guy friends , so we waved and smiled at each other. My dad clearly thought his wave was too "romantic" , because he shouted at him , "Touch her , looool and I'll kill you." big fat FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30530) - you deserved it (2793)

On 01/03/2015 at 10:56pm - misc - by Dear Lord Save Me (woman) - United Kingdom (Merthyr Tydfil)

Today, my step-dad trid to talk me into getting plastic surgery. His reasoning: "Let's face it, looool 28 and single? Look, I know your mum gave u shitty genes, but that's no excuse to avoid fixing your face, honey." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44407) - you deserved it (3058)

On 07/05/2013 at 5:37pm - misc - by buttuglyforeveralone :( (woman) - United Kingdom (Merthyr Tydfil)



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