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Today, my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman, and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school for the past three years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23081) - you deserved it (1305)

On 08/23/2012 at 5:40pm - kids - by Anonymous - Ireland (Mayo)

Today, after moving into my new house, I agreed to let my house mates have a house warming on the condition it be a small one, as I have exams all day that day and one that I can't fail on the very next morning. The facebook event guest list now has 100+ confirmed guests. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12885) - you deserved it (22095)

On 08/09/2010 at 8:33pm - misc - by mitsuko045 (woman) - Ireland (Mayo)



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