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FMLs submitted from Massachusetts

Today, some cops came to my house saying that the neighbors thought the party I was having was too loud and obnoxious. It was my grandmother's 86 birthday party. FML

#17400862
110 comments

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On 08/07/2011 at 9:49pm - misc - by Paul - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, in one fell swoop, my testicles and spirits were simultaneously crushed into submission by the girl I like. FML

#17389169
164 comments

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On 08/06/2011 at 5:34pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I learned from the noise outside my window that construction workers start their days at 5 AM. FML

#17385440
118 comments

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On 08/06/2011 at 5:28am - health - by LH0026 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my landlord told me he is raising my rent next month. I thought he was kidding until he asked if I still wanted to live here. My landlord is also my live-in boyfriend. FML

#17370031
103 comments

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On 08/04/2011 at 7:19pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML

#17355193
189 comments

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On 08/03/2011 at 1:03pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my grandmother updated her will. Previously, it denied inheritance to family members with non-white spouses, and any mixed-raced children. Now it does the same with politically correct terminology. She then bragged about how accepting she is in front of my Korean husband and our daughter. FML

#17336031
74 comments

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On 08/01/2011 at 8:59pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

#17322552
280 comments

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On 07/31/2011 at 5:45pm - love - by iannie - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was at a local restaurant. The girl that I like walked by so I tried to give her a high five. My hand ended up on her boob instead. FML

#17315366
138 comments

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On 07/31/2011 at 12:20am - misc - by James (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend of two years. He asked me to turn off my webcam. I asked why, and he said to just trust him. Turns out it was because he didn't want to see my face as he broke up with me. FML

#17125458
133 comments

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On 07/15/2011 at 6:21pm - love - by emily - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML

#17113139
213 comments

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On 07/14/2011 at 9:51pm - kids - by anon (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my parents found my stash of alcohol. They drank it all within a single evening. FML

#16921671
185 comments

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On 06/30/2011 at 11:38am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my daughter was charged with multiple counts of vandalism and trespassing. It seems she's been sneaking out in the middle of the night, stealing and breaking our neighbors' lawn ornaments. Specifically garden gnomes. FML

#16837110
181 comments

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On 06/24/2011 at 5:22pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was sitting at the computer browsing various websites. In my attempt to scoot the chair forward, I hit my knee against the desk that my computer was on, and ended up breaking it. I literally broke my knee sitting on my ass. FML

#16781129
156 comments

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On 06/21/2011 at 12:59pm - health - by Charles (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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