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Today, I was denied a waitressing job at a local diner I have been going to for years. Due to the fact that my name is Julia. They already have a waitress there named Julie. Apparently, I would "create too much confusion." FML

#17900400
113 comments

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On 10/03/2011 at 11:22pm - work - by Julia (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while I was on the up escalator, a small woman in front of me farted directly into my face. FML

#17884262
103 comments

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On 10/02/2011 at 2:36am - misc - by Emmy (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I used a public restroom with very shiny floors. So shiny, in fact, that I could see a clear reflection of the person in the next stall. I'm pretty sure they could see me too. FML

#17877731
117 comments

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On 10/01/2011 at 10:18am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, a man punched me for sleeping with his wife. Bewildered, I insisted I would never sleep with a married woman, to which he retorted "She wasn't my wife when it HAPPENED, dumbass!" I was assaulted for sleeping with my own girlfriend three years ago. FML

#17848518
243 comments

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On 09/27/2011 at 3:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my ex took my cat and gave her to an animal shelter while I was at work, saying he can't stand living with her any longer. He's moving out in 2 days. FML

#17847763
129 comments

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On 09/27/2011 at 1:40pm - animals - by Jeimaiku - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I bought a UV light so I could detect cat pee, since I was sure my cat was relieving herself on the carpet. I decided to try it out in the living room first. Nearly half the room lit up like a Christmas tree. FML

#17829441
155 comments

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On 09/25/2011 at 12:15pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML

#17780989
133 comments

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On 09/19/2011 at 3:31pm - love - by stuck (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got a call from my daughter's school saying that she had beat someone up. She's 4. FML

#17746655
182 comments

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On 09/14/2011 at 8:21pm - kids - by unknown - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while cleaning the house, I discovered that my husband has been making a little mountain of whatever he finds up his nose on the underside of our couch when he watches TV. FML

#17677583
87 comments

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On 09/06/2011 at 1:33am - misc - by grossedout - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my GPS told me that I'd reached my destination. In the middle of the highway. FML

#17669656
83 comments

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On 09/05/2011 at 10:55am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I tried to back out of a spot in a parking garage. I did a 12 point turn, hit the car behind me and still didn't manage to get out of the spot. Everyone was staring at me, and the attendant had to come over and move my car for me. I have to park there every day. FML

#17628239
38 comments

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On 08/31/2011 at 7:07am - misc - by greatdriver...4 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was with my boyfriend and I said that I was self-conscious of my acne. He told me that only one of my zits was noticeable and that it wasn't so bad. In fact he said it looked cool, like a bullet wound or something "awesome" like that. FML

#17544158
91 comments

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On 08/22/2011 at 12:58am - health - by collball22 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my aunt had to smuggle me some regular toothpaste. Why? My mom isn't letting anyone in our house use anything but "Coral Paste." There are actually lumps of coral in it. FML

#17429124
214 comments

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On 08/10/2011 at 1:00pm - health - by teeth (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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