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Today, I injured my knee and dislocated my shoulder fighting over a cookie with my brother. He's 14. I'm 26. He still got the cookie. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10718) - you deserved it (32452)

On 08/30/2010 at 6:34am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Oman (Masqat)

Today, my mother sat me down to tell me that since coming home from college, I sounded like "a liberated woman". She was disappointed and disturbed by this and said that I should stop having strong opinions and ideals because it would make finding a husband for me difficult. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49700) - you deserved it (6700)

On 08/11/2009 at 10:57am - misc - by liberatedwoman (woman) - Oman (Masqat)



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