Today, I decided to wear my Ugg boots to work. I forgot that my office is carpeted and that the fur in my boots makes me shock every metal thing I touch. I work with computers all day. FML
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On 03/12/2010 at 11:39am - work - by jewel87 (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I discovered that my mother uses my eyebrow tweezers to pull ticks off the dog. She also hasn't figured out that just dipping the tweezers in alcohol doesn't automatically sterilize them. Especially if there is icky dog hair still stuck on. FML
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On 03/09/2010 at 10:12pm - health - by whoanoa (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend is getting engaged. He broke up with me five months ago because our relationship was too serious for him. FML
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On 03/07/2010 at 2:20pm - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, it was nice out, so I drove with my car windows down. I was stopped trying to turn onto a busy highway, when a car turned off the highway right next to me, hit a pothole, and splashed dirty water into my window and into my open mouth. FML
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On 03/03/2010 at 3:16pm - misc - by pothole - United States (Maryland)
Today, my younger sister said that she was going to pray for her brother's HIV. I have Primary Immune Disease (PID) not HIV. School will be very interesting tomorrow. FML
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On 02/28/2010 at 7:03pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I was working as a cashier at a restaurant. When I receive $50 and $100 bills I am required to have a manager check to make sure they are not counterfeit. Every manager I found yelled at me to find another manager because they were busy. Frustrated, I just accepted the bill. It was fake. FML
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On 02/25/2010 at 5:29pm - work - by hatemyjob (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I was sitting down in a store when a stroller stopped by me. While the parents were fixing the strap, the baby looked at me, gasped, looked at me again, gasped, and then screamed. Ten minutes later, another baby looked at me and screamed. My face scares babies. FML
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On 02/20/2010 at 7:03pm - kids - by Scaryman (man) - United States (Maryland)
Today, my boyfriend called me over, all just to unclog his toilet. It was clogged because he put my phone in it while he was taking a dump to see if it would actually flush. FML
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On 02/19/2010 at 3:18pm - love - by wtfuraretard (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I chuckled at a "no smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML
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On 02/18/2010 at 8:11pm - misc - by kaycie_lynn (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I had to X-ray an 81 year old lady. The clothes she was wearing would show up on the X-ray so I had to make her change into a gown. I found out the hard way that 81 year olds still go commando. FML
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On 02/17/2010 at 7:50am - work - by ugamayne - United States (Maryland)
Today, my girlfriend and I were waiting for the bus. The weather had been cold and snowy recently, and I realized I'd forgotten my transit card. She nonetheless got on the bus without me. I had to walk it alone in the snow. FML
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On 02/17/2010 at 12:03am - love - by kippis05 - United States (Maryland)
Today, I walked across my kitchen to go get my mom a blanket after she shoveled snow. I slipped and caught the kitchen chair with my side, landed on the floor and almost fracturing my knee cap. She then told me she wasn't cold. FML
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On 02/12/2010 at 1:20am - health - by a - United States (Maryland)
Today, I read my mom's Facebook status. It said, "So sick of kids, can't wait for Vegas this week!" My dad, along with 12 others, liked it. I didn't even know she was going to Vegas. FML
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On 02/11/2010 at 12:09pm - kids - by kbeavv - United States (Maryland)
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