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Today, it was my 24th birthday. I got a card from my sister reading: "Here's to another year of complete disregard for age-appropriate developmental milestones." She was right. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13490) - you deserved it (2981)

On 01/17/2009 at 7:04pm - misc - by nothreat33 - United States (Maryland)

Today, I spent four hours practicing funny voices. I have literally nothing better to do all day. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14296) - you deserved it (7151)

On 01/15/2009 at 6:26pm - misc - by Mystery LeRale - United States (Maryland)



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