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Today, I ran out of underwear and so I went into my mom's drawer to borrow a pair from her. It was then that I found out my mom uses the same vibrator as I do. FML

#18530
80 comments

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On 02/09/2009 at 8:50pm - misc - by Ab (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I am finally dating the girl I have liked on and off for the past year. In the school play. FML

#14837
28 comments

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On 02/08/2009 at 11:30am - misc - by u_n0_mE - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was kicked out of my track team's locker room because the coach said there weren't enough lockers for everyone on the team. There are 74 lockers and only 52 girls on the team. FML

#14158
12 comments

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On 02/07/2009 at 10:39pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, while my 4 year old nephew was hugging me, he stepped back and declared, "Auntie, my Pee-do is hard, but it will go away." FML

#11033
64 comments

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On 02/05/2009 at 8:30pm - misc - by Fag_Hag (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML

#5470
323 comments

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On 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my boyfriend told me he watched True Life I'm Pregnant. Now I know why we haven't been having sex. FML

#3148
16 comments

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On 01/28/2009 at 4:58pm - intimacy - by hgirl - United States (Maryland)

Today, I broke, shoveled, and salted the ice covering my entire driveway. The size is roughly 8 cars' worth, and took me two hours of back-breaking effot to clear. I completely forgot that it was supposed to rain later today. FML

#3014
14 comments

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On 01/28/2009 at 9:15am - misc - by bedrockmike - United States (Maryland)

Today, it was my 24th birthday. I got a card from my sister reading: "Here's to another year of complete disregard for age-appropriate developmental milestones." She was right. FML

#1490
12 comments

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On 01/17/2009 at 7:04pm - misc - by nothreat33 - United States (Maryland)

Today, I spent four hours practicing funny voices. I have literally nothing better to do all day. FML

#1292
28 comments

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On 01/15/2009 at 6:26pm - misc - by Mystery LeRale - United States (Maryland)



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