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Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML

#5470
317 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42034) - you deserved it (344311)

On 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my boyfriend told me he watched True Life I'm Pregnant. Now I know why we haven't been having sex. FML

#3148
16 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21509) - you deserved it (2661)

On 01/28/2009 at 4:58pm - intimacy - by hgirl - United States (Maryland)

Today, I broke, shoveled, and salted the ice covering my entire driveway. The size is roughly 8 cars' worth, and took me two hours of back-breaking effot to clear. I completely forgot that it was supposed to rain later today. FML

#3014
13 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7668) - you deserved it (14939)

On 01/28/2009 at 9:15am - misc - by bedrockmike - United States (Maryland)

Today, it was my 24th birthday. I got a card from my sister reading: "Here's to another year of complete disregard for age-appropriate developmental milestones." She was right. FML

#1490
12 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13529) - you deserved it (2982)

On 01/17/2009 at 7:04pm - misc - by nothreat33 - United States (Maryland)

Today, I spent four hours practicing funny voices. I have literally nothing better to do all day. FML

#1292
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14329) - you deserved it (7163)

On 01/15/2009 at 6:26pm - misc - by Mystery LeRale - United States (Maryland)



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