Today, my cousin and I were out on the boardwalk. I walked to the railing next to a man and said, "Great view isn't it?" Then I found out that the man was blind and had a seeing eye dog. FML
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On 10/24/2009 at 10:14pm - animals - by RC (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I realized that choosing to live in the honors dorms was a terrible mistake. Quiet hours start at 6 PM and the only exception is if you are a member of the university marching band, which means you can practice your instrument at anytime in the lounge... located next to my room. FML
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On 10/15/2009 at 7:17pm - misc - by Matt (man) - United States (Maryland)
Today, at work, my stomach hurt and I passed gas for relief. Moments later, I discovered that my loose, silent "fart" was actually a wet, sneaky shart. The mess was beyond repair; I had to fake a family emergency and crept out of the office so that my coworkers wouldn't see my obvious crap stain. FML
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On 10/12/2009 at 2:10pm - health - by Few_Absolutes (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I discovered that the school I transferred from last year is closing. All the people that I so happily escaped from and left behind at that school will now be flocking to my new school senior year. Faaaantastic. FML
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On 10/08/2009 at 10:30pm - misc - by Augh. (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, my girlfriend decided to be very naughty and placed her underwear in my backpack. I wish she had told me, because it slipped into a folder that contained my project data for my professor. So, after class, I got sent to the Dean of Students' office to talk about sexual harassment. FML
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On 10/02/2009 at 3:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as "My other girlfriend." FML
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On 09/28/2009 at 12:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)
Today, my fitness trainer husband told me that if I could not make the commitment to stay thin, he could not make the commitment to stay with me. FML
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On 09/23/2009 at 2:47am - love - by fatty (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I got written up for not making a drink right. While getting yelled at by my boss, my co-worker made the drink the same exact way I made it. I pointed it out. My boss responded with, "He is allowed to because I like him, I don't like you." FML
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On 09/16/2009 at 12:19pm - work - by Nakdnathan (man) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I learned that my anxious and obsessive mother is going to drive three hours every weekend to attend a Johns Hopkins medical course on stress reduction. Why is this bad? I just left home for college and have enjoyed my last two weeks of freedom without her around. I attend Johns Hopkins. FML
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On 09/15/2009 at 3:45pm - misc - by notcool - United States (Maryland)
Today, while talking online with my boyfriend, the conversation turns sexual. He stops responding but I continue with the conversation. Then I get a response: "this is his sister. He fell asleep and I need the computer. I'll tell him you said goodnight, but not that other stuff". FML
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On 09/15/2009 at 12:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I got jumped by five dudes who took my phone. On it I had naked pictures of myself. An hour later they sent the pictures to all of my contacts. FML
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On 09/07/2009 at 8:52pm - misc - by c-mack (man) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I was driving to work when a state trooper rammed into my car from behind, because he was on the cell phone and not paying attention. He gave me a ticket for "Failure to control speed to avoid a crash." FML
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On 08/26/2009 at 5:36pm - misc - by rammedbehind (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I corrected my mom in front of our family while she was ragging on my 12 year old cousin who got a piercing. She said, "You don't understand you don't have kids, but on the other hand you probably never will!" I have Polycystic ovary syndrome, she is right, I probably never will. FML
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On 08/24/2009 at 12:43pm - health - by fannyfitel123 (woman) - United States (Maryland)
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