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Today, I was playing with my phone after midnight, and I kept getting calls from a withheld number. The guy just breathed heavily and wouldn't speak. When the third call came, I asked "who the hell are you?" The call ended, and my dad yelled from outside my door: "ME! Now go to sleep!" FML

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On 08/30/2013 at 1:24pm - kids - by thanks, dad... (woman) - Romania (Maramures)



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