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Today, I went up to a girl at a bus stop and started chatting her up. Her response? "Am I being robbed?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29247) - you deserved it (6528)

On 04/04/2011 at 2:15am - misc - by Anonymous - Mozambique (Maputo)



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