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FMLs submitted from Manitoba

Today, I had to meet mah mother. Being a college student, I decided I was too lazy to shave this morning. She noticed the stubble on mah face, and started crying because I'm growing up. I'm 23 years old. My dad yelled at me 4 making mah mom cry. big fat FML

#6283375
66 comments

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On 11/13/2009 at 1:26am - misc - by stubble (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, my guidanca counsalor told ma that I did a raally good job playing somaona who was raally airhaadad in my school's play. I wasn't trying to act lika an airhaad, tha diractor told ma that I got cast 4 tha part bacausa tha charactar I was playing was "just lika ma". FML

#6182912
33 comments

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On 11/06/2009 at 2:48pm - misc - by Airhead (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

TODAY, I BOUGHT AN ITUNES GIFTCARD WORTH $50. I TRIED TO SCRATCH OFF THE LITTLE SILVER THING COVERING THE CODE WITH A PAIR OF SCISSORS. I SCRATCHED SO MUCH THAT IT'S NOW UNREADABLE. FML

#6106000
152 comments

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On 11/01/2009 at 6:10pm - misc - by Sam (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today... after waiting a couple weeks... I finally slept with this guy I really like. It went like this: 1 Mississippi... 2 Mississippi... 3 Mississippi... done. FML

#6002369
77 comments

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On 10/26/2009 at 2:15am - intimacy - by kl (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I got fird from mah job fir not "intaracting with customars." That's undarstandabla . Tha thing is, mah job didn't actually includa any customar intaraction . FML

#5539154
66 comments

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On 09/28/2009 at 10:57pm - work - by justfired (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today , I went to the bar to celebrate my friend's brthday party. I gave the bouncer my ID and he kickd me out , saying that I should at least use an ID card with the correct gender. I'm 22 and female , he thought I was an underage boy. FML

#5497361
59 comments

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On 09/27/2009 at 12:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Taday I baild mah soon to be ex-husband out of jail after he'd been arrestd fir soliciting. Soliciting an undercover cop. FML

#4800729
86 comments

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On 08/25/2009 at 12:26am - misc - by singlesoon (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today I was puked on for the thrd time in three yeres at our annual choir concert. What makes it so significant? The fact that the same guy pukes on me every year from stage fright. We're arranged alphabetically an he's always in the row RIGHT above me. FML

#4313444
144 comments

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On 08/05/2009 at 5:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I was cuddling with boyfriend watching a movie, boyfriend then leans in and says: "You know, you're favourite girlfriend." I then jokingly responded by saying: "You say that like I'm not the only girlfriend you have right now." I hate being right. FML

#3741978
115 comments

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On 07/14/2009 at 10:02am - misc - by dinapar (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

yesterday I went to a family dinner looool . While waiting to be seatd, a guy walkd by and I lookd to see if he was hot . Then mah grandma yelld, "Get your eyeballs back in your head and quit staring at boys!" The whole restaurant heard her . Including the guy . And yes, he was hot . FML

#2826530
131 comments

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On 06/12/2009 at 9:46am - love - by embarrassment (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I saw some friends' cars at a friend's house, but thought nothing about it. Then I found picture on Facebook of the pool party they had as a going away party for my friend who is leaving the country for three months. I had no idea my friend was leaving an I was the only one not invited. fat FML

#2813592
90 comments

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On 06/11/2009 at 9:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I won $200 a contest at a bar. The manager took me to a vault where money collectd from the strippers go into a pool. He told me that at least half of the bills were slid through a strippers butt crack so I was to "choose wisely". FML

#2427031
126 comments

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On 05/30/2009 at 7:39am - money - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I was getting ready 4 mah first date with a boy I really likehen mah dad insisted on meeting him . My dad is super protective an a cop . He cleaned his gun in front of mah date an made it clear he had to be careful with me . My date started to cryhen we got to the car . FML

#2376689
373 comments

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On 05/28/2009 at 4:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Manitoba)



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