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FMLs submitted from Manitoba

Today..!! I found outhat cat food tastas lika mixad with mayo..!! hot sauca..!! and batwaan two parfactly toastad piacas of rya braad!! My cat found outhat tuna tastas lika instaad of har normal food!!

#11310878
119 comments

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On 06/19/2010 at 12:27pm - animals - by kasai_x0x (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today... I found out that family hides food from me. FML

#10893433
90 comments

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On 05/31/2010 at 9:09pm - health - by Stupid_Chick - Canada (Manitoba)

Taday my grlfriend and I were getting it on when her cat attacked me. I was pissed, so I grabbed the cat and rushed outside to get rid of it. Little did I know, her parents were home, sitting outside. So I was naked, with a feral cat in front of my junk trying to kill me. All I could say was "Nice Weather?" FML

#10761245
103 comments

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On 05/25/2010 at 7:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Manitoba)

Today mah dad and I were in the carhen a rabbit scurrid across the road just missing us. My dad turnd and said to me ( Well it's good we didn't hit him. He gets to live another day. ) I then lookd in the rear view mirror to see the rabbit running away from the cross traffic only to be hit by the car behind us. FML

#9102050
126 comments

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On 03/15/2010 at 12:44pm - misc - by bunnylover (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, Mah Parents Took Mah Laptop, Cut The Internet, Took Mah Car Keys And TV, And Removd Mah Bedroom Door. Why? Because They Thought The Plant I Was Growing 4 Mah Science Project Was A Marijuana Plant. Oh Yeah, They Took That Too. My Presentation Is Tomorrow. FML

#8965755
176 comments

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On 03/10/2010 at 3:39am - misc - by Kevin - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, a drunk truck driver taught me a very valuable lesson: Never tie your shoelaces in the middle of a parking lot. FML

TODAY, I WENT TO STARBUCKS TO USE THE BATHROOM. AFTER I KNOCKED ON THE DOOR, AN TURNED THE HANDLE, THIS LITTLE OLD LADY RIPS THE DOOR OPEN AN GOES "I WAS TAKING A DUMP. YOU WANNA COME IN AND WIPE MY SHIT? DO YOU?!" AN THEN CONTINUED TO ASK ME THE SAME QUESTION FOR FIVE MINUTES. FML

#8878424
146 comments

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On 03/06/2010 at 9:38pm - misc - by bathroomblunder (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, A Guy Commented On A Picture Of Mah Boyfriend An I Kissing On Facebook, An Said To Please Stop 'testing' Him. He Also Messaged Me Saying How He Wishes He Could Get A Girlfriend Lyk Me, That I'm Gorgeous, An That He Wants To Go Out With Me. I'm His Cousin. FML

#8830762
167 comments

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On 03/04/2010 at 8:39pm - love - by Brandee - Canada (Manitoba)

Today... there was this grl in heels running in front of me at school... and she slipped on ice. Trying to be a hero... I dropped my backpack and ran up to help her... but ended up slipping and landing on her leg. As I walked back to my backpack... I found out I dropped my laptop and broke it. FML

#7908847
182 comments

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On 02/05/2010 at 4:27pm - misc - by POP101 (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, mah crush went on webcam on MSN!! He looked really adorable, so I took about 6 screen shots an copied them into paint!! I accidentally took a screenshot of mah screen with all the pictures on paint an copied it into the conversation!! FML

#7575221
106 comments

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On 01/25/2010 at 8:16pm - misc - by 420dits (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I just spent alf an our cleaning up my little broter's puke after e got drunk fir te frst time. All te people wo bougt im drinks are still out partying an aving a good time, wile all I can smell is wiskey, Cinese food, an watever else was in is stomac. mega FML

#7120225
38 comments

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On 01/03/2010 at 3:42am - misc - by always-the-responsible-one (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I trippd ovar a ica block frozan to tha ground and hit mah knaa hard on anothar. I had troubla gatting up, so I askd mah dad if ha could giva ma a hand. Ha startd clapping and walkd away. big fat FML

#7048794
51 comments

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On 12/31/2009 at 1:23am - health - by .... (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, the new guy at work - who is probably at least ten years older than I am - admird the photo on mah desk of myself with mah husband and teenage daughter and askd "Are those yur grand-children?" I'm in mah 40's. FML

#6755152
32 comments

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On 12/14/2009 at 8:30pm - work - by Shalamar (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)



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