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FMLs submitted from Manila

Today, our boss asked us out to lunch and told us to choose wherever we wanted to eat. Thinking that she’d be paying for it, we chose a pricey seafood restaurant. When we'd eaten, she told us that we could pay her back later. FML

#15111306 (95)

I agree, your life sucks (9828) - you deserved it (20131)

On 02/25/2011 at 3:27am - money - by naughtytwinsisters (woman) - Philippines (Manila)

Today, my math teacher brought his laptop to tally up all our scores for our report card. He then displayed the results on a big screen in front of the whole class. The ones who failed were marked yellow. I was the only one marked yellow. FML

#15025118 (125)

I agree, your life sucks (16973) - you deserved it (12197)

On 02/18/2011 at 4:30am - misc - by thestudent (man) - Philippines (Manila)

Today, my best friend told me I lost weight. I was happy because I've worked hard to shed off those pounds. I asked her what changes were evident, she told me that I now have a neck. FML

#11953086 (111)

I agree, your life sucks (18861) - you deserved it (6708)

On 07/18/2010 at 12:02am - health - by lalala (woman) - Philippines (Manila)

Today, my family and I went to the mall. We all split up in a department store to shop for our own clothes. While shopping, I caught my dad feeling up a mannequin in the back corner of the store. FML

#10414091 (128)

I agree, your life sucks (31512) - you deserved it (2284)

On 05/08/2010 at 6:07am - intimacy - by notmydad. (woman) - Philippines (Manila)

Today, I went to the bathroom to take a piss. While washing my hands, I heard someone taking a large dump in one of the stalls. When he was finished, he left the bathroom without washing his hands. Turns out he was the IT guy I called to fix my computer. He sat down on my chair and used my keyboard. FML

#8979705 (154)

I agree, your life sucks (17612) - you deserved it (1226)

On 03/10/2010 at 7:40pm - work - by penpendesrapen - Philippines (Manila)

Today, we had a NAT for our preparation for college. I did quite well and knew most of the answers. When I turned mine in, I realised I forgot to write my name. The proctor doesn't allow giving back test papers after it is turned in. And no, I can't retake it. FML

#7929962 (92)

I agree, your life sucks (7578) - you deserved it (16673)

On 02/06/2010 at 7:35am - misc - by stupidupid (woman) - Philippines (Manila)