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FMLs submitted from Maine

Today, while I was out to eat, I was approached by the restaurant manager. He told me that while he respected my personal choices, his patrons didn't feel comfortable with someone who used to be a man using the women's restroom. He thought I was a transsexual. I am a naturally-born female. FML

#424816
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I agree, your life sucks (320263) - you deserved it (28087)

On 03/17/2009 at 9:24pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I was teaching swim lessons. I got felt up by a 6 year old boy. 3 times. FML

#7471
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I agree, your life sucks (24105) - you deserved it (4248)

On 02/04/2009 at 7:56am - work - by cplaner (woman) - United States (Maine)



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