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Today, at a family dinner, my mom announced that my newborn brother was named after his father. His name is Kevin. My dad's name is Michael. FML


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On 11/16/2015 at 3:23am - misc - by Anonymous - Maldives (Maale)

Today, I overheard my wife telling my mother-in-law I was diagnosed with a learning disability earlier this week. She replied, "I always knew he was a retard. Why did you ever marry that idiot?" All my wife did was mutter "I don't know." FML


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On 06/04/2015 at 5:08am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Maldives (Maale)

Today, my husband recorded me getting out of bed and sleepwalking all the way into the backyard and straight into our pool. He was too busy giggling like a schoolgirl to help me out. FML


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On 06/18/2012 at 12:05pm - misc - by Myriam (woman) - Maldives (Maale)

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