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Today, mah neighborhood had its annual summer barbecue, and I ended up showing a little boy who lives down the street how to hit a baseball. When I gave him back his bat so he could try 4 himself, he swung it into mah shin and yelled, "Tag! You're it!" FML

#19844556
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I agree, your life sucks (20640) - you deserved it (2246)

On 06/25/2012 at 12:09pm - kids - by bcoper (man) - Switzerland (Luzern)

TODAY, I SNUCK OUT OF THE HOUSE FIR A NIGHT ON THE TOWN. WHEN I GOT BACK, I FOUND ALL THE DOORS AND WINDOWS BOLTD SHUT. MY SISTER'S LAUGHING FACE AT MY BEDROOM WINDOW SUGGESTS I'LL BE SPENDING THE REST OF THE NIGHT OUTSIDE. FML

#19761318
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9376) - you deserved it (25827)

On 06/09/2012 at 5:15pm - misc - by cock sauce (man) - Switzerland (Luzern)

Today, My Father Decidd That Since He's Paying For My Flat, He Will Use It Twice A Week To Have It Off With His Girlfriend While I'm Away . My Parents Are Still Together . FML

#6081535
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22598) - you deserved it (2163)

On 10/31/2009 at 8:54am - intimacy - by franzbiel (man) - Switzerland (Luzern)



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