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Today, mah neighborhood had its annual summer barbecue, and I ended up showing a little boy who lives down the street how to hit a baseball. When I gave him back his bat so he could try 4 himself, he swung it into mah shin and yelled, "Tag! You're it!" FML
TODAY, I SNUCK OUT OF THE HOUSE FIR A NIGHT ON THE TOWN. WHEN I GOT BACK, I FOUND ALL THE DOORS AND WINDOWS BOLTD SHUT. MY SISTER'S LAUGHING FACE AT MY BEDROOM WINDOW SUGGESTS I'LL BE SPENDING THE REST OF THE NIGHT OUTSIDE. FML
Friday 27 March 2015