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Today, playing soccer, I jumped up to make a header and clear the ball away from our goal. I got the ball but some guy kicked me in the face. I was taken off. All the parents were horrified, saying how badly my nose must have broken. Turns out my nose was fine. That's just how my nose looks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36889) - you deserved it (2738)

On 12/03/2013 at 9:03pm - health - by supras (man) - United Kingdom (Luton)

Today, while my hometown mayor becomes a world-famous crackhead and douche-bag, here in the UK it has come to this: when people hear my accent and ask me if I'm American, it's less embarrassing just to say, "Yeah", rather than admit I'm Canadian. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37299) - you deserved it (6320)

On 11/15/2013 at 2:05am - misc - by unproud (man) - United Kingdom (Luton)



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